fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days agoMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down11
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minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·12 days agoMy gf and her best friend and I were at a cafe in high school. Best friend’s bf was packing serious heat, and everyone knew it, kind of a school joke. Gf: “OK. Seriously. How big is it?” Her friend slaps a full can of AquaNet Extra Super Hold (in the pink can) on the table. (It was the 80s! Not like we had a banana for scale.) “I… I’m not sure, not sure… I believe that… um…” Gf: “How?!” Best friend: “No idea, but it fits.”
My gf and her best friend and I were at a cafe in high school. Best friend’s bf was packing serious heat, and everyone knew it, kind of a school joke.
Gf: “OK. Seriously. How big is it?”
Her friend slaps a full can of AquaNet Extra Super Hold (in the pink can) on the table. (It was the 80s! Not like we had a banana for scale.)
“I… I’m not sure, not sure… I believe that… um…”
Gf: “How?!”
Best friend: “No idea, but it fits.”