You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. “No judgement”, I say while judging you…
That intro song from Lion King, just the initial “haaaaaa”.
The Law & Order “dun dun” sound
I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.
I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.
You goddamn beautiful lunatic!
Wilhelm Scream
Goat scream
Lol love it!
Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?
Windows 95 “Ta-Da”
Excellent question and one frankly I’ve been waiting for. It would start over. It would be horrible.
“now you’re playing with power!”
runner up, “itsa me!!”
Windows 3.11 startup fanfare
Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you’re having a really big one, you might get to the ‘Go, Gadget Go’ line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!
exactly how my farts sound now but 10x louder
So bold
- Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
- turkey call
- the Star Trek door swish
- windchimes
The transformer transforming sound
NES Megaman death sound.
I choose farts of course.
