The early Internet was social media, but it wasn’t so corporatized to the point of being ruined.

It’s just a desk pop, calm down.

How many old people have you known?

Yea boiii

Support Mbin?

That’s not an assumption, that’s an easily verified fact.

Were you maybe thinking of the world wide web?

Edit: lol, love the downvotes but the fact that the US invented the Internet remains, well, you know, a fact.

I always use a case and can’t really think of anyone I know who doesn’t.

That sure doesn’t sound American. What is that, French?

A few times a year maybe, but I always use a case so it’s fine.

No, you would have to make the bottle around the ship.

Yes.

“Don’t stick your tongue out unless you’re gonna use it.”

Not really, she was a crazy ho but also very good looking, plus I was young and stupid (also horny).

Research the shit out of the company and (if possible) your interview board, ask informed questions, and approach the interview as a two way street: You are interviewing them/the company every bit as much as they are interviewing you.

Make sure you actually want to work at this place because you’ll probably be spending at least 40 hours of your life there every week.

This is why I just use my phone’s hotspot.

Connecting to dialup and listening to computers scream at each other over the phone line.

That is absolutely an option, you can spec out multiple laptops with cellular radios. It isn’t standard because it costs extra and most people aren’t going to pay an additional bill for another cell line. Typically they’re more common to enterprise environments with people out in the field a lot.

Hotspots are probably still the more common option though, at least in my experience.

There’s definitely things to learn like what bait what fish like, where and when to fish, how to free a snag, how to reel a fish in without losing it, but I’d argue that learning patience is equally important

“OOOH! What does this button dooo!?”

If I have a companion, they are obligated to shout “DEEDEE, NOOOOO!”

My name isn’t Deedee, but those who get it will get it.

If that isn’t acceptable, then watch Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, pick a random quote that you feel is appropriate, and just go with it!

Otherwise, “OXFORD COMMAS FOR LIFE!”

Shitposting.

Probably my Julius Caesar pen holder