My old car was that way. I remember a friend climbing in for a ride and being so embarrassed that the back seat was full of empty beverage bottles. When I finally got a new car, I told myself “no more.” 18 years later, the car looks its age on the interior but it’s not full of trash.
My desk, on the other hand, is still just piles of stuff loosely organized by “newest on top.” 😒
That probiotic is nice and all, but it’ll never beat apple cider vinegar. That stuff cures everything. Especially if you take it with silver.
Seriously though, this is just the latest venue for this kind of bullshit.
If not, he can hang in trademark prison with Chalupa Batman.
Probably get shot by some Y’all Qaeda cosplayer for having a mixed race spouse. Whether this happens before or after my brother gets taken out for being gay is up for debate. I hope my sister is spared because her meathead baby daddy is a right wing useful idiot, but she’s an unmarried bisexual mother and that doesn’t pass the purity test, no sir.
I kinda feel bad for my mom since she was largely apolitical until a black man had the audacity to get elected president, but there’s nothing I can do to stop the parade of leopards once they go face-hunting. Doubly so if I’m dead.
I agree that region will play a key part. But I think that the domino that sends the rest falling is going to be Canada annexing Greenland. Nobody is expecting it, and it won’t be long before Greenland is actually green so it makes sense from a territorial perspective. But the sudden shift is going to make Great Britain nervous, and they’ll take Iceland in response as a buffer against Canuck imperialism. While they’re distracted in the north, Argentina will be all “fucking FINALLY” and take the Falklands. China of course will have taken Taiwan by this time and things will be very chaotic.
But while everyone is busy stealing land, pointing fingers, and disseminating misinformational propaganda, Antarctica will have had enough. Sayonara, big-ass ice shelf. Hello, ~1m (or more!) sea level rise. Suddenly those islands don’t seem so important.
In any case, King Trump/Biden the First will seize the opportunity and invade Antarctica, treaty or no, as recompense for Florida, the Mississippi River delta, and most of NJ. Which will turn out to be very prescient when it’s realized that the frozen (for now) fresh water is more valuable than the oil they went after in the first place.
Much eloquent, so props.
At least as happy as Ceres. People non-nerds still remember Pluto.
Statements like this just serve to normalize non-victim blaming.
Shipping powders back and forth
Black goes south and white comes north
As well you shouldn’t.
Why did I actually listen to the whole thing? Lol.
Because you had nothing better to do while waiting for the bus.
First I’m gonna learn ya some
…now I know
Here’s more fun words!
Those always over simplify every problem to a short, violent solution.
Yeah, entertainment totally didn’t do this before Marvel and manga. 🤨
save it from the demon lord known as See Oh Too, and its generals Shell, BP, and Chevron.
HOORAY!
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I hope you don’t take the onion from his belt.