But none of them are cute anime kids. Zero stars, do not recommend.

Come on now, it’s not like he’s made of money.

…here?

places lamp

Has anyone seen Frank Bennedetto? He might be able to help with the popcorn sitch. Also, he still owes me five bucks.

The only person who really felt my departure was my manager. Nobody else had a fucking clue what I did, aside from call out their bullshit. Most of the crap I worked on either kept working, or there was years of detailed documentation about how much of a dumpster fire it was and how little I was given to fix it. I did become a few people’s favorite scapegoat, though. Glad to know they cared.

I have not, but I have it mentally bookmarked for when I’m in a better head space. Thank you for the suggestion.

I was okay that day, but lost it while reading The Shepherd’s Crown.

shifts jaw position

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You’re not gonna believe this…

the tow truck thingy went off the bridge

I’m not sure what to be more impressed with: that the tow truck thingy driver had bridge clearance, or that the thingy itself managed to tow a fighter jet up the island.

As someone whose job it was to fix other people’s computers when they borked the IRQs, before the days of drivers being widely available online… I can’t say it was all that fun from my end.

Stairs: exists

DAS ROLLING CART DOES NUTZING!

Source: 2000 me, buying my first TV, 27" flat CRT. Upstairs bedroom. Distorted picture. Exchanged, even worse. Returned, bought different model. Total garbage. Returned, back to the first model from a different store… damn near perfect. Still have it.

girl scout cookies … are high value

I hate that this is how you found out, but…

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Fudge-Mint-Cookies-10-Oz/11997740

gonna need this in every base

…all of them?

the bottom of the page

…there’s a bottom?

scrolls endlessly

NES Megaman death sound.

Insta-ban from Moms Against Liberty.

“Ethically sourced.” Uh huh.