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Blaze (he/him)@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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Brain freeze

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Brain freeze

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Blaze (he/him)@sopuli.xyz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish ·
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    Piderman

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      Psider-Man

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        Psider-Man, who refreshingly protects and hydrates the Big Apple

        But watch out, when infected by Venom, he becomes Hard Psider-Man.

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          Does he eat psghetti?

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        Pider-Spig

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          Does whatever a Pider digs.

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      https://youtu.be/G18jhC3b53A

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        Yea I need rewatch those again

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        Fuck 15 years ago

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    The form said “name”, not “first name”.

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      I would’ve gone for “spidey.” They didn’t specify that it couldn’t be a nickname.

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    I once fucked up with this while enrolling for my bachelor’s degree. To me name implies the full name, with last name and any other names and words in between. So I put <first name> <last name> there (I have no second names etc). Then I had to separately enter my last name, which was weird but okay, I guess that’s relevant info that can’t always easily be extracted from the full name.

    Of course, I then got a letter with “Dear <first name> <last name> <last name>,”. It became a meme in my friend group that my name is basically my first name followed by infinite repetitions of my last name. And I haven’t really learnt from it either, it has happened at least once more because I will always interpret “name” as full name.

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    Name:

    First name:

    Middle name (*n):

    Last name:

    Full name:

    Title name:

    Ceremonial name:

    Nickname:

    …

    Am i missing any?

    Dt: Thanks for all the additions!

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      Streetname

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        Sheet name

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          • furry name
          • elven name
          • Harry Potter name
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      Gamer tag

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      Surname

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      Patronymic

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      • Alias(es)
      • Maiden name
      • Family name (usually same as last name)
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      Suriname 🇸🇷

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      Alias(es) and pseudonyms

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      Preferred name

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    Took me to long to realize the joke, I do the same thing.

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    More pixels

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      Updated

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    Okay, hear me out

    What if we put ‘last name’ first to put down so that we never fuck it up again?

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      if you put the last name first then it would no longer be a last name.

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      Or first name last name

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        Or just “Name”. Not all people have a clear first and last name.

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    Given name/family name fixes this, including four cultures where family name goes first.

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    (P)icked-a-piece-of-pickled-pepper.

    Ftfy

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    Removed by mod

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