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Cake day: June 22nd, 2023

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  • I mean, I know it’s a meme, so what. But before getting the pitchforks out: does anyone have a link to Henry Cavill saying this? Just curious.

    I searched and it’s all memes and reaction videos. Maybe true, maybe true but sarcastic, or maybe false. My guess is it has all the making of a quote that nobody fact checks because it’s too good for engagement.


  • The Xitter post cheering the speech caught my attention, so I clicked through to the X user, “iAnonPatriot” and just have to say, wow.

    It starts off with his bio image being literal hands goatse’ing through the virtual Matrix grid, and it only gets worse from that level of basic. Just a red-pill Nazi fever dream in feed form. 610K followers.

    Videos of protestors getting abused are his favorite, apparently. One top one is police firing gas into apparently peaceful protestors. The protestor kicks it back, walks back and is just standing there doing nothing threatening, and then apparently gets shot with a rubber(?) bullet and lies motionless for a moment before someone picks him up and he walks off. The caption this guy gave is “HOLY SH*T Perfect shot… 🤣🤣🤣”. Anti-LGBTQ posts feature as well. General concentrated bile into a convenient feed.

    So I guess this “influencer” is what Gen Z is getting fed by algorithms and told is normal day-in and day-out?


  • I suppose my post came off demeaning, but whether you’re homeless and excluded from access to basic human necessities, or a white collar office worker who is having a very bad digestive moment, there are defensible reasons why this may happen. That said, where there’s a choice: I think pooping in the unpopulated far corner of the subway platform is preferable if at all possible. That’s just like, my opinion, man.







  • There are shirts that say “Rewrite the rules,” so it’s pretty clear that they know this isn’t allowed and are trying to start early and normalize tearing up the Constitution.

    Also:

    Republican senators on Capitol Hill later downplayed Trump’s comments, with Senate Majority Leader John Thune, of South Dakota, telling reporters that Trump couldn’t seek a third term “without a change in the Constitution.”

    Thune also said Trump is “probably messing” with reporters who ask about the possibility of a Trump 2028 campaign.

    So they’re going with the tried-and-true “it’s just a joke, bro” defense, until of course it isn’t.

    Asked to comment, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt referred NBC News to the Trump Organization “since it’s their website,” adding, “but it’s a cool hat and I suspect it will be highly popular!”

    New tagline just dropped! “Dictatorship: It’s A Cool Hat and I Suspect It Will Be Highly Popular”








  • To save everyone time, here’s a draft set of productivity bullets for “turtle tester”:

    • Conducted thorough evaluations of turtle shell durability and structural integrity under various simulated environmental conditions.
    • Monitored and recorded turtle behavior to assess mobility and adaptability in controlled habitats.
    • Ensured all testing procedures adhered to ethical standards and guidelines for animal welfare.
    • Collaborated with team members to analyze data and improve testing methodologies for accuracy and efficiency.
    • Prepared detailed weekly reports summarizing findings and providing actionable recommendations for ongoing research.

    It’s important Elon Musk knows these things.


  • Senator Thune will receive an Industry Champion Award for his work on policies that encourage innovation and competitive choice for customers. We’re not aware of any pioneering copyright policy the Senate leader was involved in, but he did extensively advocate for consumer freedom, including the Filter Bubble Transparency Act.

    The MPA hasn’t mentioned Thune in any communications on its website before, aside from the fact that MPA’s Senior Vice President of Federal Government Affairs worked for him previously. That said, the award shows that the movie industry group values his work and achievements.

    “Here’s an award!”

    “What for?”

    “For what you’re going to do!”