now we’re talking

☝️🤓 that would still only be a quadratic rate of increase, not an exponential rate of increase

what if they were all named odysseus

vaccinations turn people in frogs and then the frogs turn people gay

i’m starting to worry we’ll never find out which store it is. the suspense is killing me

“But it does impact how sales work through the store because when you lock things up,” he added, “for example, you don’t sell as many of them. We’ve kind of proven that pretty conclusively.”

wow, check out the brains on this guy

me at the beginning and end of my math degree

i would like to post a community note saying that i personally believe it to be true

if you put the last name first then it would no longer be a last name.

ah yes, mr beast, the world renowned humanitarian

i think you better choose your next words carefully lest you find yourself on the wrong side of the war on christmas

you can honestly get by with just a spoon. need a butter knife? use the spoon handle. need to jab something? just scoop it instead. need to cut something? just cook it a little more so it gets soft

thank you usb c for freeing me from this eternal hell

my dad found that putting a big, heavy rock on top of the bin was enough to stop this from happening to him. (he removes the rock before the crash gets collected.) from his perspective, the people who use other people’s trash cans to throw away their dog poop are doing it because it’s the most immediate and convenient option. if you find a way to make it slightly less convenient, they’ll look for something else.

please bro just download one more app. please, your phone has so much space. we need more data come on bro please

dont even get me started on “content” instead of “videos/tweets/games/whatever”. not to mention the term “content creator”

Also “guest”? this isn’t a work huddle. Don’t you ever use that corporate trash-assed word after you clocked out. You arent c-suite, don’t use their language

so happy you said this. the use of the word “guest” instead of “customer” really gets under my skin

what if some are nodding and others are shaking their heads

a couple always means two.

every time anyone says “a couple”, i ask them if they mean two. it’s not pleasant exchange for either of us, but it must be done

i forgot for a second that the winters and summers get flipped in the southern hemisphere