please bro just download one more app. please, your phone has so much space. we need more data come on bro please

dont even get me started on “content” instead of “videos/tweets/games/whatever”. not to mention the term “content creator”

Also “guest”? this isn’t a work huddle. Don’t you ever use that corporate trash-assed word after you clocked out. You arent c-suite, don’t use their language

so happy you said this. the use of the word “guest” instead of “customer” really gets under my skin

what if some are nodding and others are shaking their heads

a couple always means two.

every time anyone says “a couple”, i ask them if they mean two. it’s not pleasant exchange for either of us, but it must be done

i forgot for a second that the winters and summers get flipped in the southern hemisphere

from a topological perspective, wraps and tacos are two different beasts.

in a wrap, the bread completely surrounds (and encloses) the other ingredients, so theres a 2-dimensional hole involved (which basically means the inside is hollow).

in a taco, no such wholes are present.

you can also distinguish sandwiches from tacos and wraps (since sandwiches involve two pieces of bread, like you said). but unfortunately, you can’t topologically distinguish a burger from a sandwich

it’s worth mentioning that very rarely is baby formula better than breast milk. the contents of breast milk change depending on the what the child needs at the moment. it’s really sick that some companies market it as a better option than breast milk

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this reminds me of what happened to the instagram cofounders when zuckerberg asked to buy their company:

Systrom [cofounder] said he feared turning down an acquisition offer from Facebook would send Zuckerberg into “destroy mode” — a concern that Cohler [early investor] affirmed.

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this stuff came up in a court hearing, and then nothing happened about it

one time i had to call a company during regular 9-5 business hours to cancel a subscription after starting a free trial.

that experience was so horrible ive since sworn off free trials altogether. nowadays, if i need a free trial to use an app or website for a couple days, then i will simply not use that app or website.

i’m seeing some of the photos that are starting to come out and honestly you make a good point. it does seem like it’d be pretty cool to see in person.

3 out of 5 reporting in. still hoping for the day when i can think a thought

no i havent, and honestly that might be the main reason why i dont understand the appeal. but it’s also hard to commit to the amount of planning and preparation necessary to see an eclipse if i don’t really understand the appeal

maybe i just dont know what fun is, but i’ve never really been that into solar eclipses. i think it’s cool if other people are into it, i just never really got the appeal of it personally. it might be one of those things where you either get it or you don’t

wall streets only there to draw away suspicion. nobody would suspect wall street to be right in the middle of a communist city

i think this has a lot to do with it.

and i think he’s also boosted a lot by the fact that he doesn’t really communicate that many original thoughts. instead, it seems like he tends to blindly agree with whoever he has on camera. so he simultaneously cultivates these personas of “having intellectual curiosity” while also being a stand-in for the average college dorm bro.

(i’m not trying to defend him here, he still causes serious harm by platforming bad actors and endorsing their views.)

little know fact but einstein actually got measles 6 times and thats why hes so smart

i haven’t driven in a while but i can’t remember really needing to control my keys that much. usually they stay put pretty well once they’re in the ignition

it’s a bit hard to make a horror movie when all of your scenes have to be under a minute long and packed to the brim with overly dramatized dialogue

what happens if people get their weed from may