I say “bum” and my wife says “boob”
Interested to hear what you think.
Schmutz.
It’s Yiddish (?) and is a general term for unspecified dirt or filth. The fun part: once you have identified the filth, it is no longer schmutz.
My spouse and I picked it up from the Says You radio show years ago, and have used it ever since.
However you spell that noise Guinea pigs make.
WHEEEK
On your way to the infart.
Wife got a chuckle. I said it was her favorite movie, she said ‘very funny’, I said ‘it was more an action-thriller’.
Maybe she liked the slut.
As a mountaineer I enjoy the word “cwm”. Sounds like it should nasty but in reality it’s just Welsh for cirque.
That’s the only word in the (American) English language that uses w as a vowel (I hope British English has a stronger Welsh influence, but I can’t say). If you learned “and sometimes y and w” as part of your vowels, that’s the reason why.
It’s not the only one (there’s also Crwth and Pwn)
Ah, pwn came after I learned that, but crwth is new for me!
Smeg
I expect this requires no explanation. You lemmings already know.
That’s an appliance company here.
Heeeeeead
I also choose this guy’s wife’s “boob”.
Excellent reference
Bjork!
I know it’s not a word, but a name… still if you use it with ! I think it’s particularly funny. Like it’s an exclamation, or a warning.
Yes, and you have to say it while sucking in air, not breathing out.