I have two answers for you.
1: I have acne I’m too old for and gray hairs I’m too young for.
2: I have the depression of a millennial and the uninhibited madness of a zoomer.
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My mum tried to ban me from watching South Park before South Park made fun of exactly that.
What is that?
Back when I was a kid, The Simpsons was a really good show
When you were too young to recall it, the same was absolute trash. 🤷🏼♂️
White dog shit was a thing when I was a kid
Be kind rewind
Before I went to college, going to Blockbuster was its own activity
I think we used to switch to channel 3 to play video games and movies.
Fraggle Rock
Can vaguely remember the Berlin Wall falling. All the adults seemed to think it was really important.
I clearly remember it, I think you might be my little brother’s age.
Maaaaan somebody reminded me this existed last week and I had to bust these out and give em a spin
Waiting for your favourite song to be played on the radio and pressing record and pause on the cassette recorder at the exact right time. Massive feelings of win.
I have been born
I haven’t died yet
I’d guess you’re at least 7 years old.
That’s correct! Now excuse me, mum says I better get up or be late.
I remember Y2K
I worked on preventing it.
I remember the fuck-it-do-all-the-drugs NYE parties…
Watching for planes falling out of the skies.
I was alive for 9/11 but have no memory of it
I got my first cell phone before the iPhone was first released
This was my first console
Pong, right?
Yep. And a bunch of other games like hockey and what not
I was born during the One Child Policy in mainland China (I was the unlawful second-born child in my family)
My schools did active shooter drills when I was in K-12 school in the US
Currently there are about 8.2 billion people on earth. When I was born it was just under 3 billion.
I was at 3.7 billion. I could rant all night, but so many of our problems are from explosive population growth. Humans never developed political and social systems to deal with it, and we sure as hell didn’t evolve for it.
I did my part! No kids.
I got my 2, which is a statistical net loss.
