I can’t find my wallet and I’m hungry and I need to get groceries
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bro your literally posting this from your wallet. smh my head dude
Have you checked your butthole?
Bud Hole, a place where my Buddies hang out
That’s where I put my weed
Ski-dap Bad-ap Butthole
AKA: Prison Wallet.
Have you tried calling it
Fr tho, I love these Airtags and Samsung tags they made, maybe bad for privacy and its kinda shitty they force you to use their ecosystem, but it’s great if your pets are mischievous and wants to hide and/or escape, and you don’t want to oay a monthly fee or change the battery every week. (Don’t get the Google Tags, those are unusable)
I hate iOS, so Samsung is the only other devil there is in town if I want to track my items (and my cat). (I know they are the devil but their shit works, so… 🤷♂️)
I once saw a duck steal a wallet out of a woman’s bag and waddle off with it.
The same could have happened to YOU.
Should’ve had grapes
Have you looked in the hood of a Ford Fusion in Minnesota?
gnomes are holding it ransom until you right the wrong you committed against them
Have you checked the last place you look yet?
Pro tip: Check here first to save a whole lot of looking.
You ate it out of hunger and forgot about it. Happens to the best of us.
Have you tried utilizing A* algorithm as a basis for your search pattern yet?
Check your laundry. And places where you might set things down when moving laundry around.
I’ve found my wallet is often where I first looked, just covered in other junk so I didn’t see it. Also, if you drive, check the crack between the seat and the door. Hope that helps!
By the shitter?
We are now supposed to call it “X” sir
This happens to me two or three times a week. Check your other hand.
check the fridge
