Oh my God is that why I taste vomit if I eat a Hershey’s bar then drink a glass of water

There are some interesting takes in here.

I’d fuck with a scary jack in the box collection that sounds neat as hell

Out of curiosity what weird things do your kids collect?

When you finally become sentient only to discover your purpose is to compare logs of shit

Glue them to the wall first

I’ve literally never used the “I’m feeling lucky” button. What does it even do?

I started an argument like that once. I made a joke about how there is literally always at least one person who defends not putting the cart back.

They’re claiming they never actually planned on doing it

I have to be honest I thought OP was being 100% serious until the last line.

Bill Burr would be pretty funny I think

Danny DeVito

Two holes or three holes

Probably kill myself

Ffs of all the colors they could have used too.

Ok this has happened to me on more than one occasion. I can’t tell if i’m really that clueless or if it’s a big with the client I’m using.

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I mean good on them for being fully transparent about their mistake and fixing it. 1000x more respectable than any “real” news network.

I read that with a heavy Irish accent

Indiana Jones had the right idea