Only on roads and sidewalks… and in trains and buildings and at ball games… on buses and grocery stores and malls and bananas and in the sky. But not in dreams, no sir-ee!
What? You think Ill be leaving? Its comfy in here. Man these chips are so delicious but so many crumbs. And I hate how the dip falls off them all the time. Man good thing there is so many things to wipe my hands on.
lol. that is thing so funny because of how untrue it likely is. you are very humungus fellow human. I will tell my earth mate as she to will find it so funny.
I mean its just normal. Im pretty sure im in all of them.
I fucking knew it. The judge said you weren’t allowed within 3 feet of me!
Only on roads and sidewalks… and in trains and buildings and at ball games… on buses and grocery stores and malls and bananas and in the sky. But not in dreams, no sir-ee!
And don’t forget milk cartons
Oh ffs. I have work tomorrow, how long are you going to be in there?
What? You think Ill be leaving? Its comfy in here. Man these chips are so delicious but so many crumbs. And I hate how the dip falls off them all the time. Man good thing there is so many things to wipe my hands on.
You know it’s bad when your memories smell like sour cream and onion.
Urgh. Every morning with this guy. I always wake up like I’ve been drinking all night, and the back of my eyeballs feel shat on
What am I going to dream about you tonight?
How I am the absolute model of human perfection of normality.
Wait… Hubert Manne? As in… Human? Are you an alien posing as a human being?
lol. that is thing so funny because of how untrue it likely is. you are very humungus fellow human. I will tell my earth mate as she to will find it so funny.
Hold up guys. I think this Hubert Manne might not be completely human. Note that they used the wrong “too”. Major red flag for aliens there.