No
Just wear em but then don’t be an asshole. Disarm people. And call out people that assume you’re an asshole and try to talk to you like you’re one of them.
My partner is bald (not by choice) and white (also not by choice) and he gets racist people assuming he’s racist all the time. Just call em out or make them feel weird if they say some fucked up shit to you.
Is your partner Jeff Innocent? https://youtu.be/NdzFzg_YvGQ If not, maybe he’ll enjoy this
Wear whatever you want and try not to care about what other people think of it.
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Alexa, play Darude - Sandstorm
Looks like the dude from Prodigy
Rainbow colored wrap around sunglasses
Comservative dad with great fashion
La Forge. Geordi La Forge. Agent double-aught sixty-nine at your service.
Honestly I might lmaaaooo
Dam those are sick af
Short answer? No.
Long answer? Nooooooooo.
Nope, what you seek is impossible
I got a pair of oakleys second hand with some bold colors and put purple lenses in them. Guideline being, if the conservative dads would think you’re dressing queer, you’re doing it right!
These wrap around sunglass wont make you look like a conservative dad. And for only $1,500, you too can not look like a conservative dad.
Yes, there are REALLY $1,500. A bargin if you ask me.
Instead you can be a techno-authoritarian autocrat thats plans are constantly ruined by an annoying blue hedgehog
What the Leeloo’s suspenders are those?
These are, and Im dead serious here, $1500 Oakley’s.
You’re not allowed to wear those unless you shave your head and put on a jump suit.
Tbh if you were to wear those and a lab coat, shaved head and a mustache you’d be a very, very crazy scientist
You are so right, I forgot about the mustache. But its got to be something like a horseshoe or a really big handlebar. Muttonchops might work too.
No idea about dads but I wear these and they are great. I lose them all the time and they’re cheap enough that I don’t mind, and they also provide some impact protection.
https://www.harborfreight.com/smoke-lens-safety-glasses-66822.html
Something I learned is that I stopped losing my sunglasses when they cost a fair amount. When I purchase cheap ones and don’t give a shit, they break or are lost, and end up costing more. When I got nicer ones I never lost or broke them. Just a one time payment.
Now I wear prescription glasses (I did wear contacts), so they’re both expensive and I can’t live without them. Obviously losing or breaking them isn’t something that happens now.
I also thought that until I lost my pair of very nice Costa Mesas. Luckily I didn’t pay anywhere close to retail, but still, losing a $50 pair fucking hurt.
I don’t know if these particular ones are actual sunglasses or toys, but I have some in that style that are proper polarised sunglasses; they certainly don’t look conservative.
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Something like this?
Hum, you will need to transition first…
i would say oooo yeeeeaaah and rip my tiddies off like randy savage
Is there a specific reason as to why you want wrap around sunglasses, apart from aestethics?
I mean if you need to work outdoors and need protection from the sun covering every angle or need protection from wind I can see that they are the only real option…
But if you are only looking for that kind of sunglasses for the style, I’d encourage you to look for other styles.
I am very happy with my Persol glasses from five years ago
Bucket hat.
Probably not, how much do you look like a dad?
