Nahman.

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Manipulate the gel in their hair.

Their watch suddenly slips off their wrist.

Belt opens, pants fall down.

Or manipulate the watch-arm by moving the watch.

Turn off microphone, or even make it fall down.

Volume on max.

Make their phone vibrate.

~~ Edit: make the fillings of their teeth fall out, or heck, keep their mouth shut by manipulating the fillings.

Happy to be the first one to say Avril Lavegne

Hold one arm on your body and stretch the other one to your side. Now make your wrists/hands point forward. This is a meter.

I just move my body a lot while working 9-5. cross-legged, backrest to the left, front or right, kneeling on the chair, loitering like a bored teen, perfect 90° angles - everything but hunched over. In 14 years of doing this I’ve never had any back problems, despite being morbidly obese and not going to the gym.

If you’re not sitting cross-legged on the work PC. You’re doing something wrong

It’s usable for general knowledge stuff, but once you’re ankle-deep in something it’s basically useless and never doubts you.

Ez. Ask ChatGPT.

I literally just typed in “How to de-google my life?” and it gave me a 12 step instruction plan from ditching Google for DDG/startpage/searx to data migration.

Death Metal at low volume… how?

I’d honestly just put on some Scandinavian death metal and let the voice recognition software pick up gibberish English trying to anglify Norwegian and Swedish.

Another way would be to make the joke a reality, hijack their system and invite yourself to an interview.

And sticks without blue tape and glue stick

Gaming.

There is no way that this obvious secret wasn’t discovered until now. If there are as many gamers as you show, it would’ve been found within 2 weeks maximum. Looking at you, ready player one. Cringy McCringeCringe can’t be the only one who found these obvious secrets after literal years.

Just use the cloudssssSSSss

• butt ugly martians

• lazy town

• Tex Avery show

• X-DuckX (one of my favorites - just found out that that’s a French cartoon)

• honorable adult mentions: drawn together, robot chicken, ren&stimpy

I never used teflon because I read somewhere that you mustn’t heat it up to a certain point. I just used stainless steel all my life until I got a cast iron skillet.

Still use the stainless steel pan for 97% of cooking

I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!

Skype for business is still supported

To turn this into a joke, because I turn everything into into a joke: that gives Black Metal a whole new meaning

Legalize it

Tax it

Regulate it