chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 25 days agoYou have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?message-squaremessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareYou have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 25 days agomessage-square69fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·25 days agoGo back to before life formed on earth, and shit in the ocean.
minus-squareKissaki@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·25 days agoIt’s possible someone did, and that’s where we all come from
minus-squareOtter@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-225 days ago “Hey look! It’s the first fish to walk on land” *stomps “You saw it, it was coming right at us”
minus-squaretraches@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoYou would immediately die in agony. No oxygen and a lot more CO2 in the atmosphere
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·25 days agoAnd upon said death he would immediately shit himself. Mission accomplished!
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·25 days agoAlso a climate so scorching hot we won’t ever see anything like it again before 2030.
Go back to before life formed on earth, and shit in the ocean.
It’s possible someone did, and that’s where we all come from
it would explain a lot
*stomps
You would immediately die in agony. No oxygen and a lot more CO2 in the atmosphere
And upon said death he would immediately shit himself. Mission accomplished!
Also a climate so scorching hot we won’t ever see anything like it again before 2030.