TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agoDo you know anyone in real life that uses Lemmy?message-squaremessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down11
arrow-up128arrow-down1message-squareDo you know anyone in real life that uses Lemmy?TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square76fedilink
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·17 days agoHmm. I thought I was a paid schill. Still trying to figure out the getting paid part.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·17 days agoIt depends on what you’re peddling. MAGA gets paid in lies, and progressives in disappointment. Liberals and conservatives get a weekly stock tip call from Pelosi or Tuberville, respectively. Tankies get paid in vodka and cigarettes, and libertarians in crypto.
minus-squarecrank0271@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·17 days agoWhoa, hey, I could be getting vodka and cigarettes? I’m switching teams.
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 days agoYeah that just makes being a tankie sound cool!
Hmm. I thought I was a paid schill.
Still trying to figure out the getting paid part.
It depends on what you’re peddling.
MAGA gets paid in lies, and progressives in disappointment. Liberals and conservatives get a weekly stock tip call from Pelosi or Tuberville, respectively. Tankies get paid in vodka and cigarettes, and libertarians in crypto.
Whoa, hey, I could be getting vodka and cigarettes? I’m switching teams.
Yeah that just makes being a tankie sound cool!