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Cake day: July 29th, 2023

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  • Parrots can be uhh. Hard to get back when they get out.

    Some neighbor had a parrot get out a few weeks ago. Parrots name was Rascal. So Rascal set up shop in the Mango tree next to my house. Which was. Then his owner, an older lady, she finally found him, and stood outside of my house all day for like, 3 fucking days yelling “RASCAL!! You get down from there Rascal!!”. Like 8AM to 6PM practically, the lady just yelling “RASCAL!! RASCAL YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!!”

    And Rascal just stayed up there, kinda chuckling to themselves.

    Eventually they were able to coax Rascal home I suppose. But man. That owner was super annoying.