DUMBASS

Are you using a VPN?

*checks your modlogs*

Ahhh, we have an expert on the subject here!

Nawww is the little piggy boy scared we’re gonna come for him?

Good.

I’ve been able to watch his stand up bits and some interviews, but yeah still can’t watch his movies yet. One day soon I’ll go on a Robin Williams marathon.

Robin Williams, I legit cried for a day and couldn’t think or hear his name for a long time without getting upset again.

Still sad that he’s gone.

Holy shit, Dan Castellaneta wrote The Iliad!?

I’d rather drink my own fermented piss than drink a fucking fosters.

You ever just slightly looked to the side and throw your neck out?

Superstore is the worst representation of retail work, I think they did about a week’s worth of work max during the entire series.

One of the better ones is a British show called Trolled, they at least show them doing some form of actual retail work, still shenanigans, but they never leave the store to do them besides one or 2 episodes, plus it’s a damn good comedy.

Retail workers spending the day doing shenanigans while barely doing any work, I’d kill for time to do some stupid time wasting shit.

Sorry I can’t join your impromptu wedding for two workers whose name I forgot.

Would butt implants be classed as stolen Valor?

I was wondering what happens to the lead singer of this band

Finally I get an answer, thank you.

Hell yeah I do and now my meat is always cooked to perfection!

Ok then.

Why does everyone hate the issi classic in GTA online, everytime I take my little beast out for a drive some massive car or Batmobile comes along and focuses their energy on destroy it.

I just want to do tiny burnouts.

Don’t be a dick.

Would be funny if this is how gun control becomes a thing in America. A bunch of greedy landlords unable to overcharged people for rent because the neighbourhood is deemed unsafe start lobbying the government to get guns under control because it’s affecting their bottom dollar.

Legalise it, regulate the growing and selling of it and kill the green market.

Edit: I just noticed it kinda looks like the “Do something” meme character.

I have a line tattooed on my leg, I lived with a guy who had a tattoo setup, one day I was home alone, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllly fuckin drunk and stoned, so I decided to tattoo myself, did a little nirvana face thing, then, while I had the tattoo gun in my hand, resting on my leg, I passed out, my foot pressed the pedal and I tattooed a thick line in my leg, woke up as second after and just left it.

I only ever tattooed myself when I was kind of drunk from then on.