DUMBASS

You can chameleon them out of the tube if you want to be fancy, I’m trying to save us some time, no dishes to wash, no hands to clean, yeah you look like you sucked off an oompaloompa, but I can still bust sick lines on thps 3+4 with a completely Cheeto stain free controller.

May I introduce you to the concept of pouring a tonne of Cheetos into your mouth?

Mini Cheetos in a tube and god fucking yes it was worth it, first time I’ve ever eaten Cheetos and had clean hands.

LEGOs older brother.

This TED talk explains it

Atreyu - Bleeding Mascara, just punches you in the face with an awesome intro.

Its both.

Busy booking flights.

If you’re ballsy enough, Westboro Baptist church Barbie.

Yeahnah.

I only stick around for the weird shit tho, so it better be a weird fucking dream.

This has nothing to do with the post, but I have had multiple unconnected people tell me I was in their dream and every single time I was eating fried chicken. So either I give off the vibe I love fried chicken, which is true, or I’m off wandering though my friends dreams watching their weird shit while eating some tasty fried chicken.

A few weeks ago people got reminded that votes aren’t private, so a few people have probably stopped downvoting stuff as much.

Hey! I hated Coldplay way before that shit happened, plus them outing a shitty ceo actually made them slightly cooler.

I do and unfortunately that comment was too political, so just the normal amount of karma for you.

That just makes my nut bigger.

Both Red Dead Redemption and Red Dead Redemption 2 made me cry.

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Gotta get that nut.

Build a giant maze with a plate of coke on one side of the map and Hunter Biden’s laptop, then make Don Jr run though it making him choose between cocain or laptop.