For anyone that doesn’t know about Death Note it’s a fictional notebook from a death god. If you write someone’s name in it while picturing thier face they die. You can also manipulate thier actions and method of death to some extent.

Death note rules.

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    Donald J. Trump - Death by french fry asphyxiation on live TV

    DJ Vance - Killed by a falling piece of furniture

    Elon Musk - Hit by a Cybertruck in a freak accident

    Pete Hegseth - Alcohol poisoning

    Robert F Kennedy Jr. - Brain aneurysm live on TV

    Kash Patel - shot by an unknown professional hitman

    Christy Noem - Hit by a speeding dump truck

    Pam Bondi - Electrocuted by a faulty power line near her podium (live, of course)

    Linda McMahon - Stone Cold Stunner by a J6’er

    Marco Rubio - Smashes face through a plate glass window

    Elise Stefanik - Falls out a window

    Vladimir Putin - Poisoned by comrade

    Benjamin Netanyahu - Islamic extremist knife attack

    Kim Jong-un - Slips and falls down some stairs, breaking his neck

    Xi Jinpeng - Exposure to toxic honey

    I could go on and on, you get the idea…

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          Not if they’re picturing the correct person. Writing the wrong name but picturing the correct person will result in no death so as to keep the innocent or same-name people alive. It’s in the rules.

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            Makes me wonder what would happen with JD Vance, actually. His last name has changed a couple of times, which of his names is the “real” one?

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              It needs to be his legal name. That’s also addressed in Death Note, where the lead investigator goes by a moniker “L” and can’t be targeted by the Death Note until after Light learns L’s real legal name. Nicknames or incomplete names aren’t enough.

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      This list, but everything would be “spontaneous combustion” and happen at the same time.

      Let it be an event to behold.

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        Yeah, to actually affect any real change, it needs to send a message. While freak accidents would make for great memes, they don’t send the “this is a warning; nobody is untouchable. You could be next if you don’t clean up your act” message that will actually cause lasting change.

        Freak accidents can be hand waved away. Conspiracy theorists would go wild, but the ruling elites wouldn’t actually change anything. You want something that can’t be explained away as anything but a targeted and coordinated attack.

        If you want to send a message, maybe have them all simultaneously choke on a 50 cent coin. It’s common enough that anyone can get their hands on one, but uncommon enough that you basically need to seek them out. That would at least send a “money bad” message. But be sure it’s something consistent, to ensure the message is actually received.

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      Interesting that only one item on your list would start a war. Guess you didn’t see enough photos of dead children last year.

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        Care to elaborate which of these murderers you’re referring to? Besides, I’m making a global omelette here. Expect broken eggs.