ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agoYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?message-squaremessage-square90fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up178arrow-down1message-squareYou receive an emergency alert: "BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." What do you do? How do you think your neighborhood will react? What memes be on Lemmy?ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square90fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up44·edit-211 days agoAt my current location, I’d expect it to be an error, since I’m about 1500 miles away from the nearest worthwhile target (Chilean Antartica Region).
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·11 days agoMaybe you’re more important than you give yourself credit for.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-211 days agoIn that case, the only immediately available shelter that would have any effect at all is the sweet embrace of a bottle of gin.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·11 days agoTake comfort in the knowledge that somebody out there with launch authority is thinking of you. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
minus-squareJustAPenguin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·11 days agoPlease send penguin pics or else you’ll be wishing for a ballistic missile
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 days agoPayment accepted. Dress code observed.
minus-squareWindyRebel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 days agoLOVE this!!! Do you have rock hoppers or macaroni penguins near you? Love those two species.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 days agoNo, only Magellan Penguins. But they’re cute as hell!
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 days agoWhaaaat. Is this even allowed!?
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 days agoWhat are you gonna do, call the seals? (Please don’t)
minus-squareSergio@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 days agoRemember that sailor you won that hand of poker against? The one who stalked away mad? Well he has a brother in the missile command…
At my current location, I’d expect it to be an error, since I’m about 1500 miles away from the nearest worthwhile target (Chilean Antartica Region).
Maybe you’re more important than you give yourself credit for.
In that case, the only immediately available shelter that would have any effect at all is the sweet embrace of a bottle of gin.
Take comfort in the knowledge that somebody out there with launch authority is thinking of you. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Please send penguin pics or else you’ll be wishing for a ballistic missile
Penguin tax:
Payment accepted. Dress code observed.
My babies ❤️
LOVE this!!! Do you have rock hoppers or macaroni penguins near you? Love those two species.
No, only Magellan Penguins.
But they’re cute as hell!
awww cuty pingwy
Whaaaat. Is this even allowed!?
What are you gonna do, call the seals? (Please don’t)
Remember that sailor you won that hand of poker against? The one who stalked away mad? Well he has a brother in the missile command…