I think Jarnathan would really appreciate this story.

I think it’s already popular.

Amazon search is becoming largely unusable now that they show you what they want to sell you, instead of what you want to buy. I was trying to buy a phone case the other day, which requires that I get one made for my phone, as everyone knows, and it kept showing me cases for other phones that I don’t own.

Switchblades are illegal in most, if not all States.

I’m a professional and I conduct myself like one at work. Your coworkers have the right to work in a non-hostile environment, and believe it or not, some people consider profanity to be hostile. Plus, there are more effective ways to communicate your thoughts in a professional environment than through profanity. I’ll occasionally swear with a coworker I’m close with if we’re one-on-one, but never in a group setting. Cursing is expected - almost mandatory - in some careers such as a restaurant kitchen, or a construction site, but I don’t work in that sort of environment anymore.

The Last Unicorn. Runner up, The Rats of Nymn.

Yes, it’s called turning yourself in, and people do it because they feel guilty, or they know they’re going to be caught anyways, and are hoping cooperation earns them a lesser sentence.

Do you get covered from head to toe with grease and grime? Does it pay well? I have a friend who’s about ready to wrap up his underwater welding classes, and supposedly he’ll make some big bucks after he graduates.

Looks like human trafficking’s back on the menu, boys!

The government is one of the entities that pays these companies for data. They’re no more trustworthy than a private corporation.

Did you just talk shit on the shuttle and Hubble? Whaaat?

What did people see that was so cool?

I personally don’t really care how big of a douche Musk is, as long as he’s willing to fund these kinds of things.

He’s not funding this, dude. We are. Space X gets massive government contracts and subsidies. The rest comes from income streams like Starlink.

But he shouldn’t. He’s a hack.

He’s also a stupid doodoo brain, with poop and pee in his pants! Cacca doodoo!

We used to have cigarette vending machines here, but nooo, all the people worried about not dying of preventable diseases had to go and ruin the fun.

Yeah, I was young, and dumb, and invincible.

Go 180 mph on a motorcycle. I’ve done it, and I won’t do it again. I’m a pretty solid rider, but 180 is above my reaction time. Things were behind me before I had a chance to react to them. So, I decided going that fast is stupid, and deadly, and I wont do so again. 120-140 however is manageable. I can react with time to spare. 105 is like a cakewalk. I’m just as comfortable at 105 as I am at 55.

Damn! You’ve had quite the adventure.

“I promise to stay with you until one of us dies!”

There’s nothing you can do, because they’ve already sold it a billion other scammers. Burn it down and start over.

Letters from Earth was written by Mark Twain in 1909, but publishers refused to publish it until 1962. So, I’d say it’s fairly modern, starting around 1962 and becoming more acceptable since then.