I’d like to become a tree.
Scatter my remains across Disney World, although I don’t want to be cremated.
I don’t thing corpse borne explosive device(CBEDs) are a legal form of burial, but I am not one to stand in the way of someone’s dreams so long as nobody is physically harmed.
How about dehydrated like jerky?
“This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!”
I don’t thing corpse borne explosive device(CBEDs) are a legal form of burial, but I am not one to stand in the way of someone’s dreams so long as nobody is physically harmed.
Strip me for parts and give the rest to science. I’m not real sentimental about my body once I’m done with it.
We did this for my dad, and my mom will follow the same path, I think.
Some burocracy (and educating burocrats, as the law allowing for this in my country 🇦🇷 is recent) but it’s worth to do something useful of oneself after death while not enriching the post-mortem mafia.
Of course both my brother and I want the same for ourselves.
Yeh. This.
This and compost the rest. Now available in WA!
install doom on me
What are your specs?
Toaster.
Donate my body to science if possible, failing that, dispose of me in the most environmentally friendly way possible.
Once I am dead I have no care for my body, maximize the use of it or minimize the impact of it.
Forgot about the donation angle! I’m signed up for organ donation, need to get that more clear in my will, but whole-body donation would be great.
Worst case, med students can have a go, see how bones heal, stuff like that.
I found a service that will mix your ashes in concrete and make you into an artificial reef. I like the idea of getting coral and sea fans to grow on me.
Now that’s an idea…
THROW ME IN THE TRAAAASH
I tell my wife that I want to be cremated and then have a ceremony to dump my ashes in the bin. I find the idea hilarious.
I’m an organ donor, but I suspect my organs won’t be worth much by the time I’m done with them.
Whatever is cheapest/easiest for my family.
Prop me up beside the jukebox.
church organ donation.
Reminder to leave instructions for your loved ones, regardless of your age or health. One of the hardest decisions your family will go through is trying to guess what you’d want.
I don’t personally care. Burials and other ceremonies are for the living. I’d prefer something that doesn’t harm our environment and to donate as many organs as possible, but that’s pretty much it.
I like what you said about being a tree. I may steal that.
I don’t have kids. I plan to leave my assets to a charity. Probably something for animals but I haven’t really planned that far ahead yet.
Right on.
There’s still some active tar pits. I’m surprised nobody is intentionally trying to become a fossil. It would be cool to do some weird shit to mess with the aliens who find your fossil in 10,000 years or so.
Make me and my partner a tree, set up a hammock between us, and hang with us from time to time
Flay my skin, stretch and tan it into a hammock, hang it between these two people and then lay in it and smoke a joint
Know what? If it makes someone else happy then go for it. Hand me to some necrophiliacs while you’re at it, I will literally not care.
The more the merrier!
Fuck it, I wanna be cryogenically frozen, if I can have the chance of living hundreds of years in the future, no matter how slim, I’d rather be prepared.
viking style. I want to be pushed out to sea on a magnificent hand-crafted canoe. Then someone is going to shoot a flaming arrow into my canoe and I’ll go out in a blaze of glory. No one said you can’t request this and I think it would be pretty sweet. Needs instrumental accompaniment.
Just be sure you give someone a heads up so that they can practice their archery enough to actually set you on fire
It’s okay, the band has “Entry Of The Gladiators” prepared in case this part of the send-off is missed.
Adagio For Strings. The proper version, not the dance track.
Scoripon in Cyberpunk 2077 had a very similar idea.
