Yes… very apt comparison.

Cloth AI will love and comfort us until the end of our days.

Which will be soon, because only Wire Computer provides us with actual sustenance.

Baseball: There is now a gun under second base.

I’ll buy that for a dollar!

The Oscilation Overthruster.

And again I am banned.

Basilisk. A memetic kill-code embeded in an image that shuts off the brain.

If you look up “failing up” in the dictionary, there is a picture of Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd staring back at you with his dead, dead eyes.

High pitch Crash Worship? Now they sound like some of their opening acts.

On March 4th, 2033 at 6:32am local time I will trip and fall walking downstairs. Where I will smack my head on the newel post at the bottom, breaking my neck and causing a severe skull fracture. I will lie semi-conscious on the floor for the next 16 minutes and 27 seconds before expiring at 6:50am local time.

I don’t know what happens after that.

Spelljammer was a late 80s cocaine-fueled fever dream.

Now I’m hungry?

We almost never uncover accursed tomes or massive government conspiracies.

(Archivist)

Only if they want to.

Pills and cool rocks.

Don’t get them mixed up.

Fahrenheit is cooler name than Celsius.

This is some Weekend at Bernie’s 2 shit.

It used to be a cumquat.

We learned our lesson with the Grapefruit.

“Oh, a text from future me? Let’s see what it says…”

“FM: Ninja assassins are after you. You know what you must do.”

shuts off phone nods solemnly “Set myself on fire.”

She has a degree in law, not a law degree.