Using a condom would ruin the pun, and having a balloon filled with oxygen is just dangerous.

It might be… shave off those shitty hangers-on from our economy and it might actually start to do some good for the world.

What an absolutely insane headline.

Merzbow and Emmett Otter’s Jugband Christmas.

Trump with all his hair cut off.

In the radio business they call that “payola”, and it is very much illegal.

Sky burial.

You’ll get bored eventually.

Thst’s not how this works. THAT’S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS FUCKING WORKS**!!!**

This is the same border wall they’ve been pulling down with Toyotas?

Find the Myotrope, invert your orthocameral orbit, grab your ankles, and hold on!

Jus chillin’

Give that photojournalist all the awards.

Tom Hanks.

He knows what he did.

A grinder goodie.

Thats the sin leaking out.

Standard: Devilish Influence - Ninja Gaiden soundtrack.

Mom’s: 88 Fingers Edd - Ed, Edd, and Eddy

Brother 1: Moonchild - Fields of the Nephilim

Brother 2: Scherzo - Tron soundtrack

Brother 3: The Massacre - FantomenK

People that make my shit list: Yackity-Sax

Just how greedy some professors can be.

Like the one that had a publishing deal with Pearson. He wrote his own textbook, charged $700 for it, then made you remove parts from the book so it made used copies of the book worthless.

So I can still state a corrigendum? Cool.

Corrigendum: That’s supremely fucked up, and anyone that advocates for that deserves to be punched in the dick by a thousand prize-fighters.

A couple of weeks ago, my favorite coffeeshop was closed. And, to make matters worse, my backup coffeeshop was closed. I was very lucky that my second backup was open. Otherwise, I would have been forced to go to the fucking Starbucks.