You may have spotted Gowron, but did you catch Thulsa Doom?

A true fan here.

Well… either way…

Just head on over to the FuckCars community. Tons of ableism in there to witness.

Implosion drives from the Borderlands games.

Can’t travel faster than light in realspace? Fine. We’ll just annihilate all realspace between here and our destination.

Someone that is okay with not being able to engage in coitus with me.

“Unholy meat obelisk” has been stuck in the funnybone section of my brain for years.

Canyonerooooooooooo!

Dump a couple of random Kool-aid packs into a pitcher with a few cups of sugar. Then mix it up with the liquid from one car battery.

On the new three-dollar bill?

Earth’s timeline went terminal on July 5th, 1998.

Shareholder metrics.

What surgeon? He was declared at the scene. Are they talking about the coroner?

Pumpernickel is great. Especially for grilled cheese.

Rayquaza my lord and savior…

Using a condom would ruin the pun, and having a balloon filled with oxygen is just dangerous.

It might be… shave off those shitty hangers-on from our economy and it might actually start to do some good for the world.

What an absolutely insane headline.

Merzbow and Emmett Otter’s Jugband Christmas.

Trump with all his hair cut off.