I thought cremains would be worse for the tree.

Now that is an idea I’ve not yet heard.

Right on.

Could you leave the organ donor status just in case you die in a hospital?

Now that’s an idea…

Rapid composting, like, turn you into soil?

What counts as hierarchy? Like, if I pay a plumber to fix my plumbing problems because I don’t know how to, does that imply some hierarchy between us?

The answer to some of your questions

Yes, literally.

Does heroin make a person better?

I’ve heard they’ll take just about anyone willing to learn to be a train conductor and it’s supposed to pay well after a few years.