Stay away from my girl

Wonder if she needs one in hell. Na, they let her in very quickly when she showed up.

Lmao, you’re fucking with us right? You’re not really like this.

Right?

As a professional Sovereign citizen lawyer, I advise this patriot to bring this legal document to the court:

Complete with typos. Seems legit!

Don’t be silly, this is a serious situation! She probably used this legal instrument:

Which coupons did his sister use to bail him out? Facebook needs to know these important details!

Elon

I’ll have you know that I am the king of spaghetti by birthright and you shall relinquish all of your noodles to me posthaste

New Luigis Mansion just dropped

What did I tell you about sniffing my flashlights? I can’t take your shit anymore, Rachel.

You will get only pickle.

That’s too much dry spaghetti at once what the fuck are you doing

May I offer you a delicious pickle, in these trying times?

@[email protected] you consistently bring us top notch stupidity, and for that I am extremely grateful.

I’m stuck at the Angler currently

The pixel, so you can put graphene on it

Soup.

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