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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Poor kid

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Poor kid

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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    Is OP not aware that children lose their teeth and grow adult teeth at a certain age? Is this the level of ignorance we’ve sunk to as a society, where people don’t even know things that happened to them?

    • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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      About half of the US population still can’t even agree on events that happened just 4 years ago which we all saw with our own eyes.

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      Having been a juvenile human once myself, I remember losing teeth one at a time months apart for years on end from age 6 to about 12. I nor any of my classmates were ever in a state of “everything but incisors are weird little nubs.”

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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        My puppy looked just like this a few months ago. Haha

    • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk
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      I mean it might just be a joke.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      And they typically replace their front teeth first.

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    What the fuck I never noticed that before

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      What the fuck I never noticed that before

      Did some asshole distract you?

      me me me me me me me

      • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Did some asshole distract you?

        Excuse me!

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    Either he had some perfectly color-matched work done later in life, which seems pretty unlikely since they’re all “I’m a 60-year-old large-animal veterinarian with decent teeth, who the fuck needs whitening”, or my guy just had some really bad luck with his baby molars coming out late but all at once.

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      He went on to become a veterinarian and retired last year. He specialized in Chocolate Labs.

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        Lmao you got me

  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org
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    My dude’s teef are lower-cased.

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    Willy chose Charlie since this was his own childhood:

    • neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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      I too would’ve been traumatized if my dentist was Saruman, with experience from the Finnish winter war, as well as moonlighting as a bond villain.

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        And also is fucking DRACULA

        • L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works
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          Vampires are so progressive with their relationships!

    • SpongeBorgCubePants@lemmy.world
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      Is it safe?

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    The original street shark

  • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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    Typical British people

    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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      Brits have better teeth than Americans as world dental health stats show year on year. The idea is silly and not backed up by data.

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        The idea comes from the fact that the NHS only pays for your tooth health, not how they look.

        So you got Brits with very healthy but also very crooked teeth.

        Also Americans whiten their teeth.

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          deleted by creator

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        The Brits only started adding Fluoride to their water in 1964. Hence Austin Powers’s teeth as well as the stereotypes.

        As we in the states are about to learn about.

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      Peter Ostrum is an American.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Ostrum

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        Duh, they knocked his teeth out to make him look British for the movie 🙄

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        Wonkaville is apparently American in the 70s movie, since everyone there has an American accent.

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          But filmed in Germany?

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            Yup!

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