I imagined the same red, baseball-ish sized rubber ball. Not sure why that’s my default for “ball.”

His actual lizard skin, or the human costume he wears?

That’s in reality, via evolution. I wondered what their fantasy story was.

Well, now I want to know why there aren’t any dinosaurs still around!

Yeah, it’s actually helpful to have safe spaces for hateful assholes so they can be corralled away.

American plumbing is shit (pun intended) compared to Europe’s. Source: I lived in Germany for 10 years and never once needed a plunger, while I’ve needed them regularly in the US.

I like how people like this think that a business will somehow be upset that they and their crazy friends/family won’t be coming to their store. Threatening them with a good time!

No, because this isn’t 8 years ago.

That’s an actual thing? I thought it was just a typo.

It was made up thousands of years ago by desert nomads. That’s the answer.

If you want an in-universe one, that’s easy - god did it.

He looks kinda like him even with purple skin.

Absolutely. The GOP is stuck with him until he dies…and his dad lived to be 93.

“We can’t stoop to their level!”

Meanwhile, right-wingers are happily hamstringing everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eI82NoasTM

“Eh, I’ve seen better.”

Bangin’ on a trash can!

Legos did, apparently.