I always avoid buying from the cheapskates who only lowered the price by 1 gold.

WoW auction house.

Why is a toaster the small electrical appliance of choice for that kind of thing? Good voltage/size ratio?

Yup!

Wonkaville is apparently American in the 70s movie, since everyone there has an American accent.

“Mildly Infuriating”

“You could have just said you have particular skills!!”

That’s what makes it a particularly shitty design choice.

Oh, is that what it is? I thought it was butter or something. Not a great design.

Potential character names:

Yeah, “That’s just, like, your opinion, man” is very commonly quoted, but not the part that comes after.

I imagined the same red, baseball-ish sized rubber ball. Not sure why that’s my default for “ball.”

His actual lizard skin, or the human costume he wears?

That’s in reality, via evolution. I wondered what their fantasy story was.

Well, now I want to know why there aren’t any dinosaurs still around!

Yeah, it’s actually helpful to have safe spaces for hateful assholes so they can be corralled away.

American plumbing is shit (pun intended) compared to Europe’s. Source: I lived in Germany for 10 years and never once needed a plunger, while I’ve needed them regularly in the US.

I like how people like this think that a business will somehow be upset that they and their crazy friends/family won’t be coming to their store. Threatening them with a good time!