Come to Florida with snow white beaches. It’ll make your toes tingle.
This’ll get shortened to “Debbie blows $1mil cocaine on Florida Beach, US Border Patrol” in short order I’m sure….
And then she’ll do Dallas.
Sharknado 4: Cocaine Sharknado, coming soon!
To correctly number them…
Sharknado 9: It’s Cocaine Time!
(An IMDB search for the titular name shows eight TV Movies/Specials.)
Amazing! $900,000 worth of cocaine on the beach!?
Wow! $800,000 worth of cocaine is crazy!
Brb heading to Florida for… A thing
I like that the headline sounds like there was just a $1mil pile of loose cocaine somewhere that got blown away by the hurricane.
This explains the whole Florida man thing honestly
Florida man snorts entire beach
Florida man is about to get a boost of energy.
Must be something in the air
Good lord I wish I was on a Florida beach right now
Got a key bump.
I’ll let myself out.
For $1M I hope it’s a couple of keys and not just a bump.
Florida Man VS Cocaine Gator. Who will win this epic showdown?
thats a lot of blow.
