I wouldn’t be worried about Nickelodeon. With Mickey on the next poster over, Disney are already on their way to kill your wife.

I like that the headline sounds like there was just a $1mil pile of loose cocaine somewhere that got blown away by the hurricane.

It’s interesting you are saying it’s 6" like that’s not a bad thing when the law in the UK is no longer than 3".

I guess if it is plastic the sentence seems a bit harsh, but you would also get in trouble for a plastic replica gun that looked realistic. Seems like he has plenty of priors which is probably more the issue.

All in all, not oniony.

EDIT: It doesn’t seem plastic

Important to note that this wasn’t just a prop. The blade was sharp.

Man arrested for walking down street with sword has been sentenced.

Is it meant to be oniony because it is a video game sword?

Certainly not from black people, they’re too biased.

I’d say the undignified part is sitting atop a family car in a custom made box that simultaneously looks like he’s being exhibited to an alien species and he’s about to get gunged by Dave Benson Phillips.

I’d rather have a dynasty of lettuce.

in Arkansas

in Celsius

Does not compute. Them there’s freedom units.

Red means Republican!

About as tender as some beef jerky that’s been left out for over a century

What an awful article really. Cato “hated Carthage”? C’mon. And only maybe it came from him?

Sure Zuck is an idiot for wearing this in PR shots. But at the same time, I don’t believe he truly has a hatred for modern Tunisia specifically.

I mean, I can see why she’s upset. But at the same time, it hasn’t made her look worse.

I wonder what you would think of the Swedish Tunnbrödrulle…

Oh I’ve done something similar! Get some curry ketchup on there and you’ve got a currywurst sandwich.

That’s a sandwich though, the above comment said open face, so it’s just a whole hotdog teetering on a cut open half of a hot dog bun.

Everything is just congealed soup when you really think about it.

By that definition, all other sandwiches are open faced unless sealed on every side.

hotdogs are an open-faced sandwich.

I’m imagining a hot dog balancing on half a bun.

She wouldn’t understand a complexity like that.

It’s interesting how many of the psychopath suits seem to watch cautionary tales turning into hellscapes and think “yeah, that’s a great idea, let’s make that”.

Well, sure. But Mr. Non-Woke apparently needs cow’s milk in all three meals of the day anyway, so it didn’t need to have milk with dinner specifically.