• jordanlund@lemmy.worldM
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    4 months ago

    Have police there never heard of a “letter opener”? 🤔

    There’s a reason “zero tolerance” is also called “zero intelligence”.

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      4 months ago

      Have police there never heard of a “letter opener”? 🤔

      At this point, a significant number of them are young enough to have never opened a letter in their lives, so possibly. But this is still extremely stupid.

  • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    In addition to the four months in prison, he was required to pay a victim surcharge of £154.

    So not only was there no victim here but himself he is also now out of work for a minimum of 4 months he’s now out 154 bucks. Fuck this world. Like ya, I get that there is that law for a reason, so sure, maybe give him a fine or better yet community service and then let him be on his way. What they have done benefits no one at all and wastes local resources.

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      4 months ago

      Victim surcharge is just a fine with another name.
      It goes to a fund that pays compensation for victims of crimes and £154 is just what you have to pay for any crime that results in you getting a jail sentence of 6 months or below.

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    victim surcharge of £154.

    WHAT VICTIM??? The article says nothing of him doing anything to others. To my knowledge he didn’t attack anyone. There’s no victim!

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    4 months ago

    America is stupid for excessive guns. But this is stupid in the other direction. Talk about over policing. Fuck me this is stupid

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    4 months ago

    The article conveniently fails to mention whether it was sharp (extremely unlikely, the cheap steel used for these can’t really hold an edge), and even more conveniently crops out the tip of the “blade” so we can’t even see if it was pointed (also extremely unlikely, toys like this almost always have blunted tips).

    This isn’t a weapon, it’s a toy. Sure, you could hurt someone with it, just like you could hurt someone with a baseball bat.

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    4 months ago

    With a bit more self-awareness, Bray could have avoided contact with us completely.”

    With a shred of brain matter, Sgt Spellman and the bastards he works with, could have not pursued such a ridiculous “crime”.

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      4 months ago

      This is not a ridiculous crime, that guy is dumb af and dangerous.

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          True, I’d still give them partial credit for the dumb statement.

          Law says you can’t carry a knife bigger than 3 in. He carries a knife twice that size.

          Does he carry concealed in his pocket?

          No, He’s walking around carrying it openly pretending he’s a blade master, oh sorry that’s he claims it’s a fidget toy.

          4 months in jail seems a bit excessive, but when the law says don’t carry a weapon and you carry a weapon…

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    4 months ago

    Four months of prison? It sounds like the man is disconnected from reality but hardly a real threat to society.

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      4 months ago

      Seriously. I’ve seen letter openers more threatening than that “sword”. Was it dumb? Sure. Does he deserve a slap the wrist, absolutely. But prison?? No way. What the actual fuck?

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        The stupid thing is that the UK is literally running out of prison spaces currently so that we are considering letting long term prisioners out on licence early to free up room.

        Yet apparently this man needs to have his life turned upsidedown in order to occupy one of those spaces for four months.

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          The cells are probably crammed full of cosplayers, student protestors and journalists. Remember that massive ruckus and manhunt for thee guy who was wandering around in a gimp suit making people feel uncomfortable?

          “Our prisons have never been safer!”