The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don’t want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?
Have you ever had a job? Hardly anyone visits the office bathroom for a 45 min long dump.
Hey! Is it too god damn much to ask for 2 seperate 80 minute sessions of quality dump time in the standard work day?
You… manatee
Yes! It is entirely too much!
I thought so…I’ll pass that along to whom, or whomever brought it up…