What’s management supposed to do? Hang a sign?

People who play phone speakers in public can’t read!

Have you ever had a job? Hardly anyone visits the office bathroom for a 45 min long dump.

1a. Trust me, my shits are violent aggressive.

1b. I’ll take your advice and whisper my complaints through the door crack. Maintaining eye contact the whole time. We’ll even have a firm handshake afterwards.

2. I’m trying to raise my elo in LiChess. I’m not breaking 1100 while also translating my neighboring stall’s latin ballad.