10 pounds of sautéed onions so that in the execution chamber I can just rip the nastiest farts you ever smelled for hours
Along the same lines, but actually enjoyable, spicy chicken tikka masala
The final say
An all you can eat buffet. If I eat real slowly, the meal never ends!
Or you could die chocked… Die on your own way!
Power to the people!
The Rich
Yes! I want this printed on a t shirt.
I’ll be dead the next day, so I’d say just give the meal to some homeless person.
This is wholesome! Good on you.
He’s on death row… So maybe he’s not that wholesome.
Haha yeah but why is he on death row?
Ate some homeless person
My accuser.
My victims
I love this answer hahaha
whoa hol’up
Tomahawk pork chops, mashed potatoes, apple sauce, chardonnay.
That sounds glorious! Not had it myself but might have to now.
Medium rare steak (sauteed mushrooms, raw onion), shrimp (6), boneless skinless chicken thigh, mashed potatoes, stuffing, corn, pees,cranberry sauce, cherry pie with wiped cream.
Pees and wiped cream, this convict knows how to go out on a high note!
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A nice dish of Presidential Pardon with some pre-signed Bill Gates blank checks on the side
A bucket of the most disgusting, fat-oozing, cold, old McDonald’s Fries without any molecule of salt so I can remind myself why it’s better to go than to stay.
And a non existent icecream because the machine is broken
The antidote to whatever posion they are about to give me
Arsenic.
8 pc fried chicken (popeye’s), 6 slices of cornbread, half of a meatloaf, 1 portion of mashed potatoes, 2 scoops of mint chocolate, 2 scoops of cookies and cream (another container), 2 slices of chocolate and vanilla flavored tres leches cake, and finish it off with a creme brulee. Drink wise just water (just not shit dasani or aquafina) so I can enjoy the flavors
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Oh yeah that super racist guy heard about him through a papameat video his was absolutely insane. He was an actual piece of human shit through the very end
I hate this. Not fair for one person to ruin it for all.
Good answer. I also have water with my dinner for the same reason.
The Off Menu podcast takes guests through their dream meals, which a lot of guests take to me mean their final meals.
I’d take a very simple but well made cheeseburger and crinkle cut fries.
Yum, especially if it’s a smashed patty. It’s a go to for me when I’ve had a few.
Edit: spelling
Everlasting gobstopper
