Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place

Somewhat related, there’s a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released

Because living people usually don’t get buried. Only dead ones

I’m pretty sure that the act of simply drinking something is a known remedy for hiccups. So I guess drinking through that straw does work, it’s just not because of the straw

I just checked outside. There’s light rain going on but NO TORNADO! There is also no sign of Chicago.

STOP IT WITH THE CHICAGO MONGERING!!

As for my order, I’ll take two chicken nugget burger, large coke and one nacho burger, if they still have that

It’s still Sunday so I was to get a deadly hearth attack right now I guess I would be doing that every weekend for the rest of my life

If non-Italian pizza are game then I wanna add alsacian Flammkuchen/Tarte Flambée

Pirates do what Nintendon’t

Knew someone who went to a Waldorf school. Luckily, she was extremely eager to learn, even as a child, so she finished it with great “grades”

Except for math, which she hated. So she finished her basic education with the math skills of a second grader

I look at negative reviews. If they are all dumb stuff like “FedEx lost my package, 0 stars” instead of actual complaints I know the product is good

I’d do that too but Bad Dragon doesn’t seem to want to expand into my neighborhood

That’s how you get Bretons

The Gros Michel isn’t fully extinct, you can still buy them as delicacies. But from what I’ve heard they aren’t that great, just different to the Cavendish

In one clip, Neumaier was seen singing the Nazi-era German national anthem along with “m*********** rectally with a s** toy.”

He also made a mustache from feces while roleplaying as the former Chancellor Adolf Hitler in one more such footage.

That ought to do it

You dropped this, king: 🤓

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That’s why I liked Super Sons so much. Damians saltiness gets perfectly balanced out by Jon’s sweetness.

That’s also why Bats amd Supes are such a good duo, they play off each other and through that complete each other.

Damn you Brandis for taking Super Sons from us Angrily shakes fist at sky

Meiwes then ran Brandes a bath, before going to read a Star Trek book, while checking on Brandes every fifteen minutes…

Wonder which book he was reading

With Armin Meiwes it was argued that the victim couldn’t consent to being killed because he wasn’t mentally sound. And he wasn’t mentally sound because he consented to being killed.

I could imagine that if you could convince a court that you are mentally sound beforehand, you could have someone legally murder you.

The whole eating thing is actually treated somewhat separately because that falls under disturbing the dead