If they do this then they should at least be consistent and remove every mention of the words Straight, Bi, Pan and Trans as well

Taking your Biplane for a transatlantic flight, straight to the Panama canal? That’s a paddlin

There are face mites that also don’t poop. Their lifes are so short that simple holding it in till they’re dead is easier

Induction is best in theory, however in practice it’s unfortunately often paired with these shitty buttonless capacitive controls that are harder to decipher that hieroglyphics as well as “”“smart”“” features

They do still sell induction stoves with classic dumb buttons but they are either hard to come buy or aimed at professional chefs, which instantly adds two zeros to their price

1. Liquidate all my assets
2. Spend that money on food, bottled water, camping toilets, medicine, etc.
3. Barricade myself indoors
4. Wait it all out

Nice. In German we have “am Arsch der Welt”, lit. translating to “at the arse of the world” to refer to the middle of nowhere

There’s currently a disinformation campaign happening between hand dryer and paper towel manufacturers and it is just the weirdest thing: [YT link]

I love the casualness of this

Biology: Study of a subsection of Chemistry

Chemistry: Study of a subsection of Physics

Physics: Study of a subsection of Math

Math: Study of a subsection of Philosophy

This is a neat idea until you’re in a situation where you remember 38 different words for a thing, just not the one in the language you need

Apparently people who speak English

The French, Polish, Dutch, etc. are now reclassified as Asians

What’s with the wording of this title? “Unhoused people” instead of “Homeless”/“Homeless people”

Wait, it’s “quote unquote”? I have always been saying “quote on quote” my whole life.

Nah, they launched an expedition there in '04 and found out that Mexico is, in fact, a real place

Somewhat related, there’s a notable decrease in gang violence un Mexico whenever a new Dragon Ball movie gets released

Because living people usually don’t get buried. Only dead ones

I’m pretty sure that the act of simply drinking something is a known remedy for hiccups. So I guess drinking through that straw does work, it’s just not because of the straw

I just checked outside. There’s light rain going on but NO TORNADO! There is also no sign of Chicago.

STOP IT WITH THE CHICAGO MONGERING!!

As for my order, I’ll take two chicken nugget burger, large coke and one nacho burger, if they still have that

It’s still Sunday so I was to get a deadly hearth attack right now I guess I would be doing that every weekend for the rest of my life

If non-Italian pizza are game then I wanna add alsacian Flammkuchen/Tarte Flambée