This is a really funny sign to post on the office restroom until you realize the poor guy or gal is taking the prescription diarrhea medication from TV commercials and experiencing all of the side effects at once they list really fast at the end of the commercial.
To this I say “go poop in the field with the other buffalo”

Is that JTHM!
The spinoff Squee!, specifically!
I should dig into that old stuff, cheers
That looks like Invader Zim
Same creator.
I always wonder about the people that make adult content online by taking giant dildos analy. If the sphincter and colon muscles are so relaxed and stretched, how much girthier are the turds when they choose to poop without a colonic.
ADHD brain go brrrrrrrr
Well I don’t make content of it but I’ve shoved a fair few things up my ass of a decent size and my buttnuggets are the same size as always. Kegels help
Things I’ve wondered about for years, but was afraid to ask. Thank you, random stranger. May your anonymity continue to enlighten others.
To elaborate further, your butthole is what’s called a “sphincter”, which is a ring-shaped muscle. You’ve got a few in your body, and they mostly keep fluids where they’re supposed to be. As long as you don’t damage the muscle, you don’t have problems.
Now, opiates on the other hand, are a different story and will absolutely fuck up your poop. I worked at a junkie hotel once and found a turd the size of my foot in the stairway once.
Nice. One less random question in my brain.


God damn it! I will never wonder about this again in my life!
Literacy was a mistake
I’ve wondered that, my wife makes famously huge turds
Your disability inconveniences me, so simply go get the cure that I’m sure must exist. The only solutions to this problem lie with you, the worker.
I mean, disability or no, if you make a mess in a public restroom, and you are relatively able-bodied, you have a responsibility to clean up after yourself. Granted, we don’t know the exact nature of the bathroom “destruction”, but I doubt people are hanging up multiple signs about bad smells in a restroom.
Probably clogging the toilet.
You’re not wrong. But my issue is with placing that responsibility 100% on an employee who is likely worried about their performance review, instead of on the employer to reasonably accommodate. For example some toilets are too hydrophilic and lack a nearby brush.
No brush, shit in field.
What pisses me off is the assumption that they haven’t already seen a doctor. More likely dozens of doctors. People who have never needed a doctor have a wild understanding of what health care is like.
New taped message; “I did. Your mom says hi.”






