• Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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    1 day ago

    Well I don’t make content of it but I’ve shoved a fair few things up my ass of a decent size and my buttnuggets are the same size as always. Kegels help

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      17 hours ago

      Things I’ve wondered about for years, but was afraid to ask. Thank you, random stranger. May your anonymity continue to enlighten others.

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        15 hours ago

        To elaborate further, your butthole is what’s called a “sphincter”, which is a ring-shaped muscle. You’ve got a few in your body, and they mostly keep fluids where they’re supposed to be. As long as you don’t damage the muscle, you don’t have problems.

        Now, opiates on the other hand, are a different story and will absolutely fuck up your poop. I worked at a junkie hotel once and found a turd the size of my foot in the stairway once.