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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 hours ago

Worse Than Kids In The Kitchen

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Worse Than Kids In The Kitchen

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miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53856080

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    Seems like a scene from my worst nightmare. A large, untrained animal near a collection of electric appliances, fire hazards, and sharp objects.

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      And there’s also a cow there!

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    I have two great Danes and this is what it often feels like to cook with them around. Adorable, but my God the chaos…

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    Don’t have a cow, man.

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      Were you born in a barn?!

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    So on the next episode, hamburgers?

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        Moo-lissa!

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    This got a genuine laugh from me, and I needed that. Thanks for posting.

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    My first thought, like an idiot, “can cows eat flour?” Yeah mate, that’s all they eat…

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      I was concerned in case the cow missed the flour bag warnings:

      SAFE HANDLING INSTRUCTIONS: Raw flour is not ready-to-eat and must be thoroughly cooked before eating to prevent illness from bacteria in the flour. Do not eat or play with raw dough; wash hands, utensils, and surfaces after handling.

      COOK BEFORE SNEAKING A TASTE - FLOUR IS RAW - PLEASE COOK FULLY BEFORE ENJOYING

      I guess I should be posting this on the cows community from where it was cross posted but anybody know whether those warnings are cow relevant?

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        I think Cow’s exclusively eat raw grain so if it is a problem it’s too late anyways.

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          lol I’mma pretend I realized that in its entirety

          Someone on a farming forum mentions acidosis

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        Relevant if we don’t want another patient zero for some cow flu or something.

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      Even cattle are eating too much processed foods these days!

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    This is ridiculous and I love it

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    This was damn cute.

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    I like his shirt

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      I like the cow’s hat.

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