Like rain on your wedding day.

People who use “unironically" unironically about unironical people. Unironically.

They’re both very bad in very good ways…

Goddammit! My search range was a week, since that’s how old I thought the story was! 🤦

Correct. Business casual is when your nipples are just barely covered and you’re about to fire your agent.

Nobody said that, no.

And that’s a fucking ACHIEVEMENT!

I think you’re confused. This is [email protected], not [email protected]

I first heard about it myself this morning and immediately thought it would fit this community. In which it hadn’t already been posted, I checked 😁

Searching several combinations of keywords and date ranges didn’t yield anything about it being dismissed or starting, so probably still pending 🤷

According to my translator, that means

Meming for updoots? In a community called “funny”?! Goodness gracious me!

Size ≠ weight.

Meteors tend to be much heavier per cubic centimeter (or half-garlic if we’re still avoiding metric) than short-legged dogs or geriatric monarchs.

Apparently he’s asking for 39 trillion to pay off the national debt and ONLY twice as much money as the highest amount a single human has ever amassed for himself 🙄

if I were a crooked President, I’d have extorted $50 billion form the Saudis on Inauguration Day 2016

It’s not as much or as fast, but he HAS enriched himself by several billion dollars.

In fact, the majority of his wealth is now in meme coins specifically created to skirt campaign finance rules and other anti corruption laws and regulations.

Yeah, that’s almost certainly a significant to decisive part of the reason why the US bid was accepted over the other applications: the bribes and the president basically being the American Infantino.

Or Uganda. Or if you’re REALLY unlucky, Mississippi.

I read “uncontactable” as “uncontrollable” at first and I like my version much better.

Something about a Nobel prize winning immunologist uncontrollably roaming the wilds of Idaho really tickles my funny bone 😁

That’s it, people! We’ve reached peak Portland!

Hear me out: wood