we found the main character
The main character of a Saints Row game?
I was thinking GTA.
Goat simulator 3
Its the fuckin vampire guy from Preacher
Holy shit, this guy is taking Roy off the grid!
It saddens me that they’ll probably catch him down the road. Used to be able to get away after this kind of Daring Escape. Just ride off into the sunset. Stupid fucking technology ruins everything.
Probably even had a really great one-take scene showing how he got there with a great memorable musical number to take focus for a couple minutes.
Some people just live life to the fullest.
I honestly wish most news was these kinds of stories.
Well, there need to be more such subjects to write about. Be my guest…
How do I contribute to his future bail?
They didn’t recognize him with his clothes on
What did he escape from the most? The penalties for stealing the boat and running around naked, or the bills for the hospital?
He probably just forged a check for the latter, like in the original movie.
The shackles of societal norms
And we’ll be watching his career with great interest.
I love this headline and photo.
The what‽‽‽
Nice how all cities over 1 million people share the same spirit. This exact story could have happen in Berlin.
“Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Spree River escapes from Charité hospital dressed as a doctor”
But it didn’t! Let us have this! Americans need something to feel proud of these days. Anything, please God.
Just for anyone who wants to get into the Berlin meme rabbit hole:
https://youtube.com/@dasistberlinb1tch
Berlin music video 2 (BVG is Berlin’s local public transport company
Not gonna lie, I’m a bit jealous
Florida man slings jib through the big apple
Mangione/Blasetti 2028
Man someone better not rat out this guy like they did Luigi. I was going to say his name, but no, I don’t want some rando remembering it so he can sell him out to the boat-having class.
