When I go to people’s houses, their toilet paper area never seems to have as much of that goddamn dust all over the place. Is it my toilet paper? I swear even when I clean, there’s a film of that stuff that comes up all over the toilet and behind the toilet. Am I doing something wrong?
Edit: I have a bidet. You still need to dry your ass and vulva with a bidet. Guests still want toilet paper. Now I’m more concerned - do y’all not have toilet paper just because you have a bidet?? It’s not safe to leave your ass moist!
Sounds like it’s a brand issue though but my partner is unwilling to switch from the ultra soft whatever we have so I guess I’m SOL.
Switch brands.
Yeah, thanks, it sounds like you’re right since people using other brands don’t seem to have this issue. My partner is extremely particular about this brand of TP though so I guess I’m just gonna have to live with it.
This guy doesn’t even know about the three seashells!!!
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Spray, air dry, heated seat. It’s only 3 buttons to figure out.
I lick it clean every morning. Isn’t that what everyone does?
Get out, don’t forget to wipe
I do lines of TP
Everyone wipes down their bathrooms before company comes over, and lives with a layer of TP dust and pubes the rest of the time.
Dust? What?
I have that too. I just wipe it with microfibre wipes every few weeks and before guests come over.
Omg this happened to me for the first time with the last batch of toilet paper I got. It was from target. I never had that happen before that!
Got toilet paper from aldi this time and thank god it is better.
I replaced the toilet paper with a bidet, no more dust.
You don’t need toilet paper to dry your bum off?
Nah. I just do little twerk and it shakes all the dribbles off.
I walk like zoidberg until it is dry.
Please elaborate. What does the clean up process look like if you use no paper at all?
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Air compressor. Just have to be careful not to blow your anus off.
Sounds like the kind of thing that could get you a Darwin Award.
Never heard of such a thing. I’d try different brands, does not sound normal that the paper would shed.
But I think just about every bathroom would get regular dust buildup pretty quickly especially if it’s a flat (not a house) where one of the only outward air vents would usually be there.
Just mentioning that because a lot of people don’t seem to clean their bathroom floors — or other surfaces for that matter, that aren’t the actual toilet seat or the faucet — all that regularly. We’ve just recently had this talk with a friend of mine who’s a bachelor and was complaining about how his bathroom is somehow built wrong or faulty because it gets so dusty so quickly, and used ours as an example of how easy we have it because his would need constant cleaning to look similarly decent.
Had to tell them that unfortunately we are cleaning it, out of this very same necessity, very frequently and that’s the only reason it looks like it does as opposed to theirs…
Just a thought: Maybe others just clean it more often and that’s why there isn’t dust visible. You’d be a visitor on other peoples’ homes, so they very likely do some extra scrubbing right before you visit. Maybe you just don’t happen to see the place as it is in an average day, if not actively and frequently kept clean, and that’s why you think others don’t have the same buildup. You witness your bathroom every single day after all, others only occasionally.
I clean my bathroom.
Fuck off.
I knew this would be here.
Q: “How do I clean my bathroom?”
A: “I clean my bathroom you dirty pleb”
Yes. If your bathroom is dirty, the solution is to clean it. Glad you recognize that. I hope you can put that knowledge to good use.
OP provided a picture. It’s just a dirty bathroom.
The consensus throughout this post is that its the brand of TP.
OP had a problem about cleaning, asked a question, received an answer, and know knows the solution which will enable them to clean their toilet.
You’re here trying to shame someone for asking a question about cleaning.
Enter the
matrixdeveloped worldYou still need to wipe after using a bidet. Whether you’re wiping water off your butt or poop, I highly doubt in either case anyone is using that towel on their face afterwards, so it’s moot. You’re either keeping poo towels or you’re wiping with paper that gets flushed with the poo. If you think the former is more developed then so be it, but my diet doesn’t necessitate power washing my asshole after pooping and keeping poo towels is a non-starter for me.
I’m just spreading the
cheekswordAnd I’m just being cheeky
OP, how often do you think you are supposed to clean the bathroom?
I know I don’t clean it often enough but I also don’t think that dust should happen after like two days of a deep clean
It doesn’t.
Is it the toilet paper? Say you move the toilet paper somewhere else and only bring some in when you go, is it still dusty?
They all shed at least a little but it’s a brand thing. I buy whatever 2+ ply is on sale with no loyalty (I have bidets too) and some are definitely worse than others for debris when torn off the roll.
You’re probably buying ultra soft fluffy cloud nothing but air toilet paper. You’re also probably not using a bidet.