Coming on time?

And those that beep boop

Ah, missed the Perth part. So they were all driving the wrong way then.

left-hand lane

That’s super dangerous for her too. Who knows if she even had hazards on.

Homelander?

It takes balls.

Get her started on the “exclusive club” membership scam. She makes a “Super Secret Smart Kids Only Club” in the backyard, charges neighborhood kids $5 to join, promises amazing activities and snacks. First meeting is just them sitting in a circle while she explains the “rules” for 10 minutes, hands out one Oreo each, then says they need to pay another $3 for “premium membership” to unlock the good stuff. The good stuff never materializes but somehow kids keep showing up… What? Oh… GIFT, I thought you said… Nevermind.

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Depending on your lemmy app, there might be a spoiler format option built-in for you. Voyager has it, for example.

i.e., there are approximately 1,400 people in China just like you.

#funny-comment #fun-comment #best-comment #laughing-at-my-comment #why-arent-you-laughing-at-my-comment #laugh #manslaughter

Greta THORberg

I’m looking to source a cheap trusted family member if anyone has one going?

Pierre

They wanted their space back

Why don’t you just tell me

You need to finish the study by proving it does change the views when you watch via youtube directly

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Joy to the world, that Trump is dead.
We barbecued his heaad.
And the rest of the body, we flushed down the potty.
We found him in the sewer, all covered in manure.
And that was the end of that fat orange bellend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0

What about the Metzgermeister? The case about the cannibal who ate the victim’s severed penis along with the victim, and then murdered and ate the guy’s flesh. The guy did volunteer to be eaten, to be fair.