they’d think (I mean they have at least survival brain functions) twice

No. Survival brain means that they think only once, and that thought is “eliminate the threat”. This is their training. You turn to face them, you are suddenly a threat. You scratch your nose and drop your hand back down to your side the holster is on, you are suddenly a threat “I thought they had a gun” / “I feared for my life” is probably the most invoked excuse for police killings in America.

This is how Sony’s Spider-Man rights work (worked?). It’s why we’ve had 3 reboots in the last 20 years and why Marvel had to contract the rights back from Sony to get him in the Avengers movies.

Which is worse? Getting hit with bird poop while standing still, or while riding a motorcycle down the highway?

Catacl

It’s not only religious people, it’s just people collectively. If you are famous enough someone will want to see/touch/own your hair, your belongings, your undegarments, or the chair you were shot in.

As long as my socks still smell like fresh breeze, and don’t cling to my sweaters, then whatever.

Apple is cooked

Hahaha, it will suck to be Tim Apple that day

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Because it blocks those government heat rays. /s

I had to look it up because I hardly ever actually buy mayonnaise, but I’ve walked down the mayonnaise aisle at the supermarket… What’s funny is that your 600g “50% more: American size” is actually a tweener size here.

The standard small jar here is 15 Floz (about 400g; we sell mayo by volume here apparently). The standard large jar is double that. And of course we have less common, but not uncommon, 48 Floz for “family size” and larger still in bulk.

We do have containers that are between or smaller, but the those are usually specialty containers (mainly squeeze bottles), specialty types (such as avocado oil based or flavored/blends), or just less common in general.

Nah. I just do little twerk and it shakes all the dribbles off.

My house was built in the late 1800s. That or a chair that my great great grandpa bought

My house was built in the late 1800s. That or a chair that my great great grandpa bought

She probably means they should getting their news from OANN and other more-right-than-FOX sources

Something, something, mechanical Turk

Meter‽ We are more than well acquainted.

‘a meter’

I hope he enjoys the full experience.

PS2 textures and skeletons, but way too many polygons.

It was the second jet to go overboard the Truman in as many weeks.

Oh this is the one from earlier this week. I thought a third one fell off.

A third fighter jet was accidentally shot down over the Red Sea in December by another Navy warship, the USS Gettysburg, raising questions about how well warships and fighter jets in the region are communicating, the Post reported.

Whelp!