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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours ago

How do you like your eggs?

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How do you like your eggs?

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    21 hours ago

    …Medium? I like them fried over easy so I can dip toast in the yolk, but the whites aren’t runny at all.

    • SwizzleStick@lemmy.zip
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      11 hours ago

      Runny whites are terrible, way undercooked. We call them snotty here, due to the consistency similarities. Nobody I know likes a snotty egg, glad you seem to be in the same boat :)

      Over easy is fantastic in a sandwich with bacon, but I go for a soft-boil if dipping. Precut toast soldiers when feeling particularly childish.

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      At Waffle House, that’s over medium, or just an “order”. Over easy / “order lite” has some runny white.

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        Waffle House is just wrong in their designation then. Over light is supposed to be slightly runny whites. Sunny side up is not flipping the egg so the white on top isn’t fully cooked. Over easy is supposed to have fully cooked whites and runny yolks. Over medium is jammy yolks that won’t quickly flow out if popped.

        Waffle House just is saying over light = over easy and that’s not correct.

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          “Over medium well” for jammy yolks if you’re lucky in California… over medium = undercooked, can’t imagine over easy

          Sunny side up post to be basted with hot oil to ensure zero runny white, since runny albumen is danger town… yes?!

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      21 hours ago

      Gross

      • expatriado@lemmy.world
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        i like to make 2 opposite-side holes on the shell and suck it

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          20 hours ago

          Taking notes…

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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            18 hours ago

            This guy really sucks eggs!

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        20 hours ago

        Virtually all food is gross if you think too hard about it.

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          19 hours ago

          Apples?

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            3 hours ago

            Engorged tree genitalia and ovaries that try to trick you into swallowing their embroys so you crap them out later.

            Don’t trust them.

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              2 hours ago

              Huh that is pretty gross

          • Flames5123@sh.itjust.works
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            18 hours ago

            Could have a worm in it.

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              18 hours ago

              Or worse: Half a worm.

      • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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        Ja, groß. It’s fucking great. (Sub the toast with polenta for me.)

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        21 hours ago

        You’re gross! 😝

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