Kühlschrank

The layers have to be starches, but if you have croutons then chaos

Pies with lids are calzones

So much for the tolerant left

He’s a masterful troll, the small grammatical errors really sell it

It was invented to distract us from the Trump/Epstein files

Woww is that your real name? Are you related to that singer guy?

Maybe they got confused by an exponent or a measurement conversion

Yep we’re all used to enshittification by now

Which is objectively more bonkers than the silly situation I had cooked up

Is a common law attorney someone who legally becomes your lawyer after you’ve lived with them for a certain amount of time

I will make sure to always call it the “Fuck Donald J Trump Ballroom” in his memory

The problem is absolutely Apple but a guy’s still gotta block his ads somehow

It’s not unpopular, it’s just stupid.

I mean being 22 and having that work history is pretty relevant. How else are they going to make the case that he’s nowhere near qualified enough for the position?

Modeling job at shutterstock already had me

Huh that is pretty gross

Apples?

It’s either that or investment/disability insurance

I’m not sure that’s it - there are plenty of very successful games that simulate activities requiring less effort than getting laid.