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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 个月前

How do you like your eggs?

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How do you like your eggs?

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 个月前
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    3 个月前

    Gross

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      i like to make 2 opposite-side holes on the shell and suck it

      • SwizzleStick@lemmy.zip
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        3 个月前

        Taking notes…

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          This guy really sucks eggs!

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      Virtually all food is gross if you think too hard about it.

      • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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        3 个月前

        Apples?

        • Flames5123@sh.itjust.works
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          Could have a worm in it.

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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            Or worse: Half a worm.

        • xwolpertinger@lemmy.world
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          Engorged tree genitalia and ovaries that try to trick you into swallowing their embroys so you crap them out later.

          Don’t trust them.

          • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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            Huh that is pretty gross

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      You’re gross! 😝

    • Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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      Ja, groß. It’s fucking great. (Sub the toast with polenta for me.)

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