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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours ago

How do you like your eggs?

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How do you like your eggs?

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours ago
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  • entwine413@lemm.ee
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    21 hours ago

    Gross

    • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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      20 hours ago

      Virtually all food is gross if you think too hard about it.

      • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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        19 hours ago

        Apples?

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          Engorged tree genitalia and ovaries that try to trick you into swallowing their embroys so you crap them out later.

          Don’t trust them.

          • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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            Huh that is pretty gross

        • Flames5123@sh.itjust.works
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          18 hours ago

          Could have a worm in it.

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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            Or worse: Half a worm.

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      20 hours ago

      i like to make 2 opposite-side holes on the shell and suck it

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        Taking notes…

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          This guy really sucks eggs!

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      Ja, groß. It’s fucking great. (Sub the toast with polenta for me.)

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      You’re gross! 😝

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