I mean, what’s something you can do that people are like, “really? You know how to do that?”

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    • I have decent throwing aim. I can shoot most trash into the bin from a couple of meters away. With practice, I can probably increase my range.
    • I am pretty flexible for someone my size.
    • I have a pretty scary evil laugh that can scare the neighborhood children away.
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      I can’t throw any sort of ball to save my life, but in school I could sink a crumpled up piece of paper into the trash bin across the classroom with consistency that even shocked myself. I’m also deadly with rubber bands and have a knack for paper planes and projectiles made from broken pens.

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        This reminds me of a job where my office buddy and I used to shoot rubber bands, paperclips, little wads of paper etc. at each other over the partition between our desks, or bank them off the wall. There was this guy Dave from another floor, who occasionally stopped in with a question for one of us, and I swear to god every time he came in was right when we were screwing around like that or laughing immediately afterwards. Every. Single. Time. Once while we were exchanging fire I even said something like, “Time for Dave to show up,” and like 2 seconds later he walked in. We both busted up laughing. Dave developed a srsly bad attitude about us because he didn’t think we ever did any work, but actually we were hella busy most of the time.