throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agoWhat do you think will be the cause of your death?message-squaremessage-square107fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up175arrow-down1message-squareWhat do you think will be the cause of your death?throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square107fedilinkfile-text
I think for me, its either: (Ranked by most to least likely) Heart Attack Suicide (Probably by Jumping) Hit by a vehicle Murdered by a family member
minus-squarestinky@redlemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·13 days agoi don’t know but at my funeral i want to be fired out of a cannon with confetti
minus-squarecalabast@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·13 days agoMaybe they will incorrectly claim you’ve died, and then your cause of death will be being fired out of a cannon with confetti. That’d be one for the record books.
minus-squareLemming421@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 days agoHave a motion activated speaker in your pocket so that when you do get fired, it screams “wait, I’m aliiiiiive… aaaaargh!”
i don’t know but at my funeral i want to be fired out of a cannon with confetti
Maybe they will incorrectly claim you’ve died, and then your cause of death will be being fired out of a cannon with confetti. That’d be one for the record books.
Have a motion activated speaker in your pocket so that when you do get fired, it screams “wait, I’m aliiiiiive… aaaaargh!”