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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Green flag?

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Green flag?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    You do what with your cows???

    • agentshags@sh.itjust.works
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      He keeps them satisfied

      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        Fully satisfied? I NEED ANSWERS!!!

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          I can’t speak for all of them, but the one looking at the camera looks pretty satisfied.

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      Whatever is needed

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    I found who he’s looking for:

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      Such a good era for cartoons!

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    Spoiler: he’s actually just looking to buy another cow

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    There is a fetish going on here, but I’m not sure which.

    • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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      Hucow

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    Nothing says prime dating material like calling women heifers. I’m shocked he even has to use an app to get dates.

    Lib has only been going on for what, 50yrs or so? After centuries of bullshit and borderline slavery. Too soon.

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      Nothing says confidence and humor like calling women heifers in the context of cows. I think it’s fun and in good humor but I guess some people can get butthurt over it.

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        Weeds out the butthurt people immediately. Life’s too short to take yourself seriously

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          Exactly. He’d have to cross that bridge eventually.

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        Weird way to phrase it, but yeah it’s potentially a green flag.

        Or a red one when you find out he’s not fucking joking! Schrodinger’s Flag?

        Half green, half red when you find out he means he likes his ladies large?

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          Yea there’s a potential for a red flag in there for sure.

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      Well there, pilgrim, seems like you got a chip on your shoulder, wah-ha

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      Lol great bait mate

      • Slovene@feddit.nl
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        It’s master bait.

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      I’m shocked he even has to use an app to get dates.

      Stop attacking random people. I haven’t done anything to you.

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    Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in yo moma

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