And yet she didn’t ask him about his highschool mascot.

Star Tropics for the NES.

Hey, someone I haven’t spoken to in years is messaging me…oh

I’m surprised no one has mentioned Rocko’s Modern Life yet

2 + 2 = 4

2 x 2 = 4

3 + 3 = 6

Therefore 3 x 3 = 6

Which was the style at the time.

I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned The Critic yet. It was a good show that was screwed over by two networks. Another one is Dilbert, which was based on the comic strip. I think Scott Adams was less involved with it than the strip which made it better (plus he wasn’t as insane back then).

it’s not.

A buddy of mine owned a video game store that I worked at for a bit. The pay was crappy and the hours were unstable and random, but I do miss working there.

Oh crap, I should’ve thought of a cool quote before pressing the but

It’s weird seeing news articles about the SEC that have nothing to do with college football.

Being Amish?

Weird Al came up with the Twinkie Weiner Dog, which is a hot dog with a Twinkie as the bun topped with spray cheese. It’s surprisingly good.

I’d take the 50 cents as long as I don’t end up with 5 cents. I don’t want a Nickelback.

My car breaking down at a railroad crossing while a train is coming towards me.

I found who he’s looking for:

Why doesn’t Hagrid, who is the largest of the characters, simply eat Voldemort?

I am a Robotnik

They never completely dry my hands.

Doesn’t surprise me. The US Federal government used to have a similar application process where you had to write what amounted to a small essay explaining your knowledge, skills, and abilities.