Sandwich baggies. They’re dispose anyway, no need to go for the name brand when there’s usually a cromulent generic at the store.
Use that money for a honeymoon instead.
The Cha-cha Slide. Cha-cha real smooth.
Ripping up the social security card doesn’t actually remove the number from the system, so the sovereign citizen accomplished nothing.
A wizard did it.
I’m surprised nobody suggested that he sleep with an onion in his sock.
My feelings about Lois Griffin’s meatloaf.
When I first saw the previews I thought it was a show on a cut rate streaming service. That doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence in the movie.
Not if you ask the Mormons.
So Rome is now Istanbul?
I’m partial to the little cuppy pepperonis. I think they’re called old world pepperoni. Not a lot of places use those pepperoni.
Fred Flintstone lived with dinosaurs.
Don’t forget body odor.
I hope her car gets towed.
Reminds me of Hershey’s Ice Cream, which is a separate and unrelated company to Hershey’s Chocolate. The chocolate company tried several times to sue the ice cream company for trademark infringement but failed.
$20? But I wanted a peanut.
Didn’t he explain that the bill was for his strawman so he doesn’t have to pay?