Do I use StubHub to cash out my tickets?

Yell at clouds

Didn’t he explain that the bill was for his strawman so he doesn’t have to pay?

Sandwich baggies. They’re dispose anyway, no need to go for the name brand when there’s usually a cromulent generic at the store.

Use that money for a honeymoon instead.

The Cha-cha Slide. Cha-cha real smooth.

Ripping up the social security card doesn’t actually remove the number from the system, so the sovereign citizen accomplished nothing.

A wizard did it.

I’m surprised nobody suggested that he sleep with an onion in his sock.

My feelings about Lois Griffin’s meatloaf.

When I first saw the previews I thought it was a show on a cut rate streaming service. That doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence in the movie.

Not if you ask the Mormons.

yes

Nuka Cola

So Rome is now Istanbul?

I’m partial to the little cuppy pepperonis. I think they’re called old world pepperoni. Not a lot of places use those pepperoni.

Fred Flintstone lived with dinosaurs.

Don’t forget body odor.

I hope her car gets towed.

Reminds me of Hershey’s Ice Cream, which is a separate and unrelated company to Hershey’s Chocolate. The chocolate company tried several times to sue the ice cream company for trademark infringement but failed.