I work in customer service…

The type I grew up with.

I’m surprised nobody has said Idaho, given that it’s been known for its white supremacists lately.

I thought they took those chips off the market.

The Simpsons comes to mind. There’s usually a plot, but it’s not too complicated and each episode is self contained for the most part. Seinfeld is similar with possibly less plot (it is a show about nothing after all).

And yet she didn’t ask him about his highschool mascot.

Star Tropics for the NES.

Hey, someone I haven’t spoken to in years is messaging me…oh

I’m surprised no one has mentioned Rocko’s Modern Life yet

2 + 2 = 4

2 x 2 = 4

3 + 3 = 6

Therefore 3 x 3 = 6

Which was the style at the time.

I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned The Critic yet. It was a good show that was screwed over by two networks. Another one is Dilbert, which was based on the comic strip. I think Scott Adams was less involved with it than the strip which made it better (plus he wasn’t as insane back then).

it’s not.

A buddy of mine owned a video game store that I worked at for a bit. The pay was crappy and the hours were unstable and random, but I do miss working there.

Oh crap, I should’ve thought of a cool quote before pressing the but

It’s weird seeing news articles about the SEC that have nothing to do with college football.

Being Amish?

Weird Al came up with the Twinkie Weiner Dog, which is a hot dog with a Twinkie as the bun topped with spray cheese. It’s surprisingly good.

I’d take the 50 cents as long as I don’t end up with 5 cents. I don’t want a Nickelback.

My car breaking down at a railroad crossing while a train is coming towards me.