Like, he pops out of his little hole, and just…his heart stops.
Do we get 6 more weeks of winter or not? Maybe we get an apocalypse instead?
The same thing that happens no matter what a groundhog does. Because groundhogs don’t affect the weather.
Of course not. That would be ridiculous. Everyone knows they can only predict it.
Can I book you for parties? You’d be a great hit
Bozo the Rationalist.
Bill Murray would become stuck in time, forced to relive the same day for what could be decades or centuries. Slowly he’d use this time to become a better person, a kinder person, a person capable of both loving and being loved. Ultimately, he’d find reprieve in the arms of his soulmate.
Phil, the goddamned weather hamster would still have six more weeks of being dead.
I bet that the particular universe where Phil dies just collapses on itself, killing everyone in the process. Thankfully so far there’s always been at least one universe with a Phil that doexn’t die
It’s not often I prefer the typo over the correct spelling…
Nuclear Winter. It is known.
They put in the replacement groundhog and try again, and give the late p-phil an honorable burial. This will happen as many times as necessary for as long as necessary.
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What if he dies via lightning strike?
A fur/stump time paradox would occur.
